mactopus 

When 2 people are getting their mack on (making out) & arms are going everywhere like an octopus.

Whoa check out the mactopus! Go Kath!

Kath & Doug are totally mactopussing right now, their arms are everywhere.

mactopus by Spanananna May 22, 2013

micropussy 

A vagina so shallow only a micro penis can fit in.

- “Hey I had sex with Sophie last night”
- “I heard she has a micropussy though.”
-“Yes, I have a micro penis so it was a good fit. Sort of like Cinderella’s shoe”
-“I heard Cinderella has a megapussy.”
-“No that’s just fairy tale, she has a normal sized vagina.”

micropussy by chxndler February 10, 2021

Macropuss 

when a man or woman's promiscuous behavior forces them to jump into a new social group.

Origin from the Macrpus family (Kangaroo's) known for ability to Jump due to fast twitch muscles and over sexual and aggressive nature.

Looks like all the girls in my neighborhood know how much of a manhore I am, forced to macropuss again.

Tonya is such a slut, she macropusses all the time though so nobody really knows.

Looks like I macropussed myself outta the west side of town

Macropuss by lull and troy August 26, 2011

The Micropussy

Name of a Mini Cooper driven by Gaynor when the Range Rover is out of action

Have you seen the sheer speed of the micropussy?

The Micropussy by popegaynor June 30, 2022

Micropussy 

a pussy that is sewed tight so a cock cant fit but it looks like a very small pussy that cannot fit a cock

my dick doesn't fit in you, got a micropussy?

Micropussy by queedeworder December 17, 2021

Macropausing 

1. Stop an activity or process to do a conversation elsewhere

2. Continuously stop an activity or process for a considerable time (10 seconds to two minutes probably)

"Stuart kept on macropausing during his presentation."

Macropausing by cookiesinparis December 14, 2023