microgasm 

An inferior sexual climax, usually very muted and of short duration, that leaves one generally unsatisfied or with a feeling of lack, the cause of which can vary, but some of the reasons can be: an unattractive partner, a particularly bad partner, lack of a partner, distraction/preoccupation with something else, severe intoxication, among others.

George: How was your date with Crystal last night? Did you score?

Jerry: Meh...yeah, but during the act, I began taking a good, long look at that weird mole on her neck - did you know there are 7 hairs growing out of that thing? - anyway, I kept staring at it in a repulsed trance - I couldn't tear my eyes away - and I only managed to pop off a microgasm.

George: Are you going to see her again?

Jerry: ...I don't think so.

microgasm by craigD October 14, 2006

Malkogasm

The extreme pleasure one experiences while watching the actor John Malkovich.

Valerie: Did you catch Death of a Salesman last night? It was on CBS.
Emma: Of course! And I totally had a Malkogasm. He is so amazing.
Valerie: Emma, that's gross.
Emma: You're just jealous.

Malkogasm by Emma Perry January 26, 2009

Maregasm

This is a horses equivalent of a orgasm. In some hick towns in America where sleeping with animals is accepted, boasting in the bar about giving your horse a "Maregasm" is quite common and completely acceptable.

Cletis: I gone and got me a new horse called Betsie, She's a beauty, it took me a while but i gave her a "Maregasm" she aint never gonna forget!
John Boy: Way ta go Cletis, you a lucky man!

Maregasm by Paul Fleming July 14, 2006

Maregasm

The best gift you can give your marefriend. It is when your marefriend backs up into you and you cause her to climax

I celebrated my 2 year anniversary with my marefriend by grooming her, feeding her apples and eating out her sweet hay vagina until she had a maregasm

Maregasm by marefriend May 4, 2015

macroasshole 

A disparaging term for a person who is a huge asshole every single day, in any given situation, one hundred percent of the time.

I tried my damndest to draw something positive out of that macroasshole but there was nothing I could do to elicit it since it just wasn’t in there.

macroasshole by Dr Bunnygirl August 29, 2019

Macgasm 

The act of an Apple Mac user achieving climax (usually in tandem with other users) over finding another pointless feature of the operating system.

"Hey dude, put down your soya milk latte and check the drop shadows on these icons! God I'm so having a macgasm about being part of Apple's vision."

Macgasm by Managarm September 25, 2012

Metrogasm 

(noun) an euphoric experience related to public transportation; achieving a quick and successful commute

I only had a 2 minute wait for the orange line and 4 minute wait for the red line at 10:00pm on a weekday. I totally had a metrogasm.

Metrogasm by Anonymous Girl in the City March 31, 2009