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macaroni meat mountain 

A person possessing qualities such as fat, obese, sweaty, smells like raw meat, or overall morbidly obese. He or she who is a macaroni meat mountain is usually ugly as well.
Bitteto you frigga macaroni meat mountain!

macrofructation 

The hurried fruiting of a fungus, most often when raw sewage or excrement triggers the growth of morels.
Look at all that macrofructation of tasty morels sprung from those surface shitters!
macrofructation by Biomedbrain July 22, 2021

Macrohard 

A large penile erection - the opposite of Microsoft, which means to have a flaccid penis.
Guy 1: "I've got a macrohard after watching that movie."
Guy 2: "I've got a microsoft now after being outside in -30 C in shorts."
Macrohard by TheLoneCrusader May 17, 2014

macaroni noises

A reference to an old vine:

*stirs pot of macaroni*
*macaroni makes squishy sounding noise*
“this is what good pussy sounds like
Basically a reference to the sound a vagina makes during sex
“damn he did me so good last night had the macaroni noises”
wtf does that even mean
macaroni noises by gookoo December 29, 2019
The act of showing all 5 on midwave and forcing a fight when behind to gain a lead.
Top Esports only comeback mechanic in this game is praying Xx macro pays off
Xx Macro by theMoser January 23, 2022
Macron is a name for a person that's unemployed and gets by living off the government whilst being a e-begger and doxxer
I used to dontate to Macron because i felt sorry for him living below the poverty line. But i made the mistake of donating and that gave him my personal information. Now i have non stop pizzas sent to my home
Macron by Chad Romero December 6, 2019