maclanky

An item somewhat resembling a gherkin that you cannot eat, and can only wonder how delicious it would be if you ate it raw, or if you ate it cooked, or if you ate it boiled.

I looked at the maclanky and thought about how delicious it would be. I thought about how delicious it would be if I ate it raw. I thought about how delicious it would be if I ate it cooked. I thought about how delicious it would be if I ate it boiled.

maclanky by luggysp January 2, 2020

Reverse Macology 

Reverse Macology is when you ask a friend to hook you up with someone they know, but they use helping you into helping themselves mac with the person you're interested in.

John: "Bro help me talk to susie shes so cute. "
Mike: "Me and her are mad close bro i got you. "
(Mike to susie)

Mike: "Yeo John thinks you look so good. "
Susie: "No way, like im so ugly."
Mike: "Na, Frfr ur ass is so fat you look so good."
Susie: "Omg you think so fr ??? Why didnt u tell me before. I think ur cute too lets go out."
(Mike to self) "Fuck i just did reverse macology to bro John"

Reverse Macology by EazyEli February 24, 2017

Magolafism

A Series of Pipelines that were built deep underneath the soil by the Mesopotamian people. It carried sewage from Mesopotamia to Cuba and when mixed with the air molecules of cuba, Black people were formed. They then migrated to Africa because the world was connected at the time.

I cannot believe that the Ancient Magolafism is still in existance creating Black people

Magolafism by MORIMOTO GODZIRRA March 29, 2009

macolyte 

(n) One who is fanatically devoted to Apple products, esp. the Macintosh computer. Also known as a "Mac Zealot".

He's a macolyte; don't even *think* of mentioning Microsoft within earshot.

macolyte by Naman August 12, 2003

madola

A snobby girl who thinks she's so popular and will say she's ugly just to get compliments from other people. Has a lot of friends but she will stab them in the back and gossip about them in about a month. Often used to describe a group of people

Person 1: Eww did you see that spoiled brat over there she thinks she's so cool.
Person 2: Omg yeah I know her name is Madola.

madola by GrossWhosThat August 15, 2017

mayola 

Mayola is an amazing girl and quite outgoing, she is very outgoing and cares about others, she may seem rude at times but inside she will always care. She is a good looking girl that every boy wants, she's a keeper!

Me: I met this girl Mayola she is a one of a kind
Friend: really I want to meet her

Me: I'm sure you will love her!!

mayola by Just a caring girl November 24, 2017

Joorś Maclaus 

Joorś Maclaus - Deprived from the French word Force majeure meaning when a party takes advantage of a situation or event to another parties detriment and the party on the receiving end has no ability to enact force majeure. Essentially leaving them speechless.

Person 1: hey you took my after shave give it back.
Person 2: yeah, nah.
Person 1: wtf why.
Person 2: Joorś Maclaus
Person 1: well... fuck.

Joorś Maclaus by Wright Aidan May 21, 2020