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dirty macking 

Attempting to mack on another person's significant other by talking bad about them behind their back.
If you've ever had a girlfriend/boyfriend leave you and hook up with your best friend, you can be sure some dirty macking was going on while you were dating your ex.

John: "I'll be right back guys"

Dirty Mackin' Bob: "So Cindy, did you hear how John was talking to that slut Suzy when you were out of town? He doesn't appreciate you."

Cindy, John's Girlfriend : "Don't try dirty macking on me just cause my boyfriend's not here. Aren't you supposed to be John's best friend?"

John comes back and slams dirty mackin' Bob in the face with a shovel
dirty macking by Russ December 16, 2006
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Mackin Handshake 

When you meet a girl at a bar and end up fingering her at the bar or right outside the bar in an adjacent alley. It happens so quickly, it is practically during the introduction.
Person #1 - "Hey where did Mark go?"
Person #2 - "He is in the corner giving some bitch the Mackin Handshake"
Mackin Handshake by M.Boy October 12, 2010
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Macklin's Law 

Macklin's Law is the widely held belief that the pinnacle of sexual activity is not in fact intercourse, but fingering.
He didn't get Macklin's Law last night, he only shagged her.

They were following Macklin's Law in the middle of the dancefloor.
Macklin's Law by floppy blowjobs February 11, 2010
To make moves on, show your game, try to get with the person.
Yo, this kid Jay is mackin it with them fly-ass hoes
mackin by Graffiti July 15, 2003

Jichael Mackson 

A reverse Michael Jackson; e.g. A white celebrity getting increasingly darker through the years.
Jerry: Wow, Ariana Grande sure has gotten darker!
Mary: That's what you call a Jichael Mackson.
Jichael Mackson by pizzazz dude January 13, 2021

Jack Macklin 

"Jack Macklin is a Pure poof cake min"
Jack Macklin by imabittystoned October 1, 2018