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amalgam of man-jackpot.

1) a man who is the embodiment of a woman's dreams; a once-in-a-lifetime mate who exceeds all of a woman's expectations.
2) a man who is the exact opposite of a woman's dreams; in this context used as an ironic commentary. A far too common man who uses and underappreciates women.
1) For their first date, John brought Jane flowers, took her to a romantic fine dining restaurant, then went for a drive in the countryside in his Ferrari. Jane really hit the mackpot.

2) After drinking a half-case of Pabst Blue Ribbon beer and watching the tractor-pulls on TV all night, John stole $20 from Jane's purse, kicked her dog, and proceeded to call her the wrong name in bed. Jane really hit the mackpot.
mackpot by Aimee J. September 28, 2009
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macaroni meat mountain 

A person possessing qualities such as fat, obese, sweaty, smells like raw meat, or overall morbidly obese. He or she who is a macaroni meat mountain is usually ugly as well.
Bitteto you frigga macaroni meat mountain!
The art of needing to have a wank and take a long shit with limited time. Similar to a blumpkin but unassisted.
Hi Tony, what are you up to?

Hi Brad, I'm sorry mate I don't have time to talk. I had a massive night, I am as horny as all fuck, I need to take a massive shit and I start work in twenty minutes. I'm off for a quick mackjob. Catch you later.

That Tony is always one step ahead.
Mackjob by majorlowbreed July 10, 2016

macrofructation 

The hurried fruiting of a fungus, most often when raw sewage or excrement triggers the growth of morels.
Look at all that macrofructation of tasty morels sprung from those surface shitters!
macrofructation by Biomedbrain July 22, 2021

Macrohard 

A large penile erection - the opposite of Microsoft, which means to have a flaccid penis.
Guy 1: "I've got a macrohard after watching that movie."
Guy 2: "I've got a microsoft now after being outside in -30 C in shorts."
Macrohard by TheLoneCrusader May 17, 2014

macaroni noises

A reference to an old vine:

*stirs pot of macaroni*
*macaroni makes squishy sounding noise*
“this is what good pussy sounds like
Basically a reference to the sound a vagina makes during sex
“damn he did me so good last night had the macaroni noises”
wtf does that even mean
macaroni noises by gookoo December 29, 2019
The act of showing all 5 on midwave and forcing a fight when behind to gain a lead.
Top Esports only comeback mechanic in this game is praying Xx macro pays off
Xx Macro by theMoser January 23, 2022