Elise Mackert

A skanky stanky ho who gets dicked by any guy who looks at her. Loves having both holes filled to the brim with spunk.

" yeah i just found out my girlfriend is fucking every dick in town... shes such an Elise Mackert"

Elise Mackert by Lord_Twat August 23, 2011

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Mackerting

Mackerting is the art of wearing a shirt one size too small. While more often then not this shirt will be collarless and will feature a v-shaped neck, Mackerting is not limited to v-necks. It is possible to Mackert in any type of shirt including, but not limited to: t-shirts, polos, button-downs, soccer shirts, basketball jerseys, and henleys.

Dude, is Jake juicing? His arms got huge overnight.
Naw, bro, he's just Mackerting; it's an optical illusion.

Mackerting by RADa5AURU5 December 11, 2010

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Red Mackerel

A obvious mistake made intentionally for your boss to discover. Making your boss feel useful and allowing other mistakes to go unnoticed.

Put a Red Mackerel in that report so we don’t have to redo the whole thing.

Red Mackerel by Bob Greaton October 1, 2019

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mackermoo

mackermoo is a term used for someone who always wins, pwns hardcore noobs, gets all the girls and gets more ass than a toilet seat. contrary to popular belief it has nothing to do with cows. Its also the gamertag of this guy i faced on xbox....i still have nightmares about that match

Did you hear about how hank made out with three different girls yesterday?

yea hes such a mackermoo

mackermoo by the kid in the back January 21, 2011