Mackem Mammaries 

Also see shit tits

There must be something in the water in Sunderland that produces the absolutely worst tits in the country. Some great looking arses but horrible haunting tits

Maybe its the salt in the sea air or maybe its the amount of kids they have or the amount of drugs they do who knows 🤷

Careful I picked up on a Sunderland twang there, she probably has mackem mammaries

Mackem Mammaries by Working Class Hero November 25, 2020

mackenson 

a beautiful haitian or human being

Damn, Mackenson looking good

mackenson by Mack954 April 11, 2016

mackensi 

She is very nice. She is for the most part anyway. If you make her mad she is a total (b). She will punch your lights out if you mess with jer friends or her.

Hey who is that girl beating aomeone? Dont know but she is acting like mackensi

mackensi by Kahsk February 28, 2017

mackem 

An inhabitant of Sunderland. Often connected to the shipbuilding days where the Wearsiders would "mack em" (make them) before the Tynesiders would "tack em" (take them) to be fitted with engines.

"We mackem and ye tackem"

mackem by Robbo© June 7, 2005

mackem 

A mackem is a person from Sunderland and some of the surrounding areas (peterlee for example).

Unfortunatly, the mackems have had the bad luck of being placed next to the geordies who are incredibly arrogant and are obsessed with Sunderland.

All the mackems find it pathetic that the Geordies hate them so much and the Mackems don't really give a shit. It's kind of like England and Scotland, you see?

MACKEM: I'm off to work, i'll be back about half five ok ?

GEORDIE: Am off ta la dole, ta collect me dosh, areet? i'll be back in a bit cos i'm garna spend it on snout an' scratch cards like.

mackem by The mackem July 10, 2004

Mackensie 

Mackensie is beautiful, original, artistic, and peaceful.

Acting like a Mackensie

Mackensie by yes it can be blank April 26, 2009

mackem 

n. A demi-god worshipped by ancient civilisations as the epitome of wit and sexual prowess. Romans and Vikings colonised the area in the hope of developing a race of supermen to help them in their ambitions. The word is based on a blend of Roman and Norse, and means "astonishingly well-endowed, funny and attractive angel on a temporary visit from Valhalla."

Not to be confused with Geordie who were the unfortunate result of a Roman experiment in which Scotsmen had intercourse with pigs. These unfortunate troll-like humanoids can be identified by the fact they have to wear clothes covered in a large barcode so they can be tracked and controlled by security satellites.

My goodness, that John Holmes is almost as well-hung as a Mackem.

mackem by Cockney Mackem March 25, 2004