The Mackalack 

When a man pisses on a girl's chest, carefully sprinkles poprocks on her breasts, then violently titty-fucks her.

"Oh man, I'm so sore. I totally used the mackalack on that girl I met last night."

The Mackalack by Lollygator January 27, 2009

mackalacking 

An Extreme version of macking it.

She came over my house and man were we mackalacking it!

mackalacking by crazy joe 35 January 4, 2006

jackalacker 

Schiester or scammer, someone who tries to get over on you or hustle you any chance they can

That jackalacker said he was hooking things up but charged me more

jackalacker by S8tanicTattooist October 13, 2016

cackalacker 

A slang term for a calculator that sounds suspiciously like a slang term for a penis.

Customer: Excuse me, I'd like to buy a cheese log. How much does one cost?

Clerk: Hold on, let me whip out my cackalacker.

Customer: Well, I never! (Storms out of store).

Clerk: (To himself). I'm not good at math.

cackalacker by j. alders October 23, 2009

Mackalackin 

Macking while rolling in a caddilac!

Why you mackalackin knowing you can't get with this!

Mackalackin by Alexia October 20, 2003

Hackalacker 

one who hacks; someone who is an amazing hacker

The FBI caught a hackalacker in his apartment because he was downloading illegal files off the internet.

Hackalacker by hasd September 20, 2007