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RubTub Machuggin' 

Excessively masturbating until the upcoming event of a raw and bleeding penis. RubTub; being the fun part of the event, and Machuggin; the perseverance to get to that point. This is the step Men achieve past Extreme levels of masturbating to reach a common and difficult nut.

Scientists say that RubTub Machuggin' is extremely unhealthy for anyone to accomplish. Studies show that too much RubTub Machuggin' can lead to a leathery foreskin.

We do not insist on anyone subjecting to RubTub Machiggin'; perform this only if you are an experienced RubTub Machuggin' licensed Machugger.
"Oh my God! Your foreskin feels like leather!" - Jane
"Yeah, I used to be really heavy into RubTub Machuggin'."-John
RubTub Machuggin' by JugsNRugs April 3, 2011
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Machugina 

A machine's vagina; another word for Mark Ronson.
"Did you see Machugina in there? His pants were fucking blinding."
"Don't stick your hand in that machugina! It'll chop your finger off!"
Machugina by lollindsay December 9, 2008
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Mashogging 

This is when you are showering with another and they(or you) are hogging the shower while masturbating at the same time.
When you are done mashogging can you please hand me some shower gel so I can get my job done too.

I boyfriend was mashogging this morning and he made me have to wash again and be late to my appointment.
Mashogging by MercyB March 1, 2009

Madmugging 

Giving threatening looks to another person meant to evoke fear of an imminent attack
The rival gang member was madmugging his enemy, by glaring at him in a threatening way meant to evoke fear.
Madmugging by Publiusj July 28, 2012

How bout dem knicks? 

A phrase referring twoard the New York Knicks.
Its usually said to break an unplesent moment of silence.
Guy 1: I think I may be gay.
Guy 2: ...
Guy 1: ...
Guy 2: How bout dem knicks?
How bout dem knicks? by Flame060 March 28, 2005
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Power Couple 

A relationship between two people who are equally as cool as each other. They are as individually awesome and fun to be around as they are when they are together.

Neither one depends on the other for their feelings of self worth- they know in their heart that they are just as valuable to the world as the other. Good looking, optimistic, and sparks a light in the world that people recognize that goes beyond a normal relationship.

In a power couple, if one person is flawed, the other person makes up for their weaknesses in strength. Together they are the epitome of what anyone would desire in a relationship. They encourage goodness in the world and make it a better place by being together.
I'm a fan of those two, they are such a power couple, the epitome of what anyone would want in a relationship.

I am envious of them because they are a power couple.
Power Couple by Pina28 May 23, 2012
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Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.
When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.
Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026
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