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RubTub Machuggin' 

Excessively masturbating until the upcoming event of a raw and bleeding penis. RubTub; being the fun part of the event, and Machuggin; the perseverance to get to that point. This is the step Men achieve past Extreme levels of masturbating to reach a common and difficult nut.

Scientists say that RubTub Machuggin' is extremely unhealthy for anyone to accomplish. Studies show that too much RubTub Machuggin' can lead to a leathery foreskin.

We do not insist on anyone subjecting to RubTub Machiggin'; perform this only if you are an experienced RubTub Machuggin' licensed Machugger.
"Oh my God! Your foreskin feels like leather!" - Jane
"Yeah, I used to be really heavy into RubTub Machuggin'."-John
RubTub Machuggin' by JugsNRugs April 3, 2011
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Machigainai 

adj.
1. Without mistake
2. Undoubtedly
"Sakki no jutsu, machigainai, Rasenganda!"
Meaning:
The jutsu undoubtedly is the Rasengan.
Machigainai by ShashankS December 9, 2009

Chodeface McHiggins 

the act of being retarded
acting retarded
being a dick to people

pulling a move that is douchish
Sam- Dude you look retarded

Austin- Shut up, Chodeface McHiggins
A jewish word for crazy person. Someone who has lost his marbles.
James threw a peach and at police officers face. He's such a mashugina.
Mashugina by David Brinn August 17, 2008
A troublemaker, in Yiddish. Usually used by grandparents or grandparents' friends. Not exactly a compliment.
Oy, that Mashugina ate almost all my bran!
Mashugina by A. Os May 11, 2006

McHiggins’d 

The act of physically draining a person’s brain of all comedic intelligence often times only using a bendy straw and a spark plug.
Sarah Beth what happened? You lost your funny; you must’ve been McHiggins’d!

a bunch of malfuggin' foo's

you see them reports about race wars on the news? man, we just a bunch of malfuggin' foo's.