machetiquette

Showing proper form, manners, and etiquette while wielding a machete.

Just chopping through things is barbaric. Jason Vorhese on the other hand has machetiquette!

machetiquette by Travesty October 8, 2021

falange machettes 

When your spouse or significant other has toe nails that are too long and they slice your legs under the covers.

For the love of God Herman get a pedi cause your slicing me with those falange machettes.

falange machettes by mrsbrown April 20, 2011

machestical 

Like majestic, but with boobs.

"Damn, she's looking machestical tonight."

machestical by ermahgerdgarlicbread October 31, 2013

macetti 

Spagetti made with macaroni noodles!

Thats sum goood macetti!! MMMM MMMM

macetti by Etymologer June 13, 2018

marchetti 

A male who tries to act like a man but carries female tendencies and characteristics.

A guy who likes what woman commonly like, such as television shows like Laguna Beach and The Hills, songs about love (always sung by women), and romantic comedies like "Serendipity."

Man, why do you have to be such a marchetti and listen to this Hilary Duff song?

marchetti by No Mistake May 15, 2007

etta machetta 

(adj.) A ghetto looking, ratchat, stinky, hoe or douche bag, commonly spotted at wal mart, that think they own the world. Can be male or female, any ethnicity;

pronounced etta mah-chetta
the opposite of classy.

Oh god, there goes those etta machettas!
I don't want to go to that store, there swarmin' with etta machettas.

etta machetta by the bargain hunters May 11, 2014

Macheti 

Tha throwdest nigga on the planet. Excels at rapping, beating ass, and spittin game.

Watch out! Macheti is coming and he's pissed!

Macheti by ZHC December 10, 2003