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Shit Load of Mashed Potatoes Day 

Another name for Thanksgiving. Coined by Tourettes Guy's Dad when everyone brought mashed potatoes to Thanksgiving.
What is this, Shit Load of Mashed Potatoes Day?

Machete momma 

A machete momma sports a junglelike body hair or pubic bush that may require a machete to get through.
Harriet was a machete momma who never shaved her body hair.
Machete momma by I, Wreckerrr October 4, 2016

machetiquette

Showing proper form, manners, and etiquette while wielding a machete.
Just chopping through things is barbaric. Jason Vorhese on the other hand has machetiquette!
machetiquette by Travesty October 8, 2021

Macheteraped 

When a nigger, swagger, sagger, or ghetto bitch get anally stabbed with a machete, they are macheteraped.
That sagger was stabbed in the anals by a 3 ft machette.

His pants were too low to protect his disgusting dirty black ass, thus he was macheteraped!
Macheteraped by Fukaface! May 31, 2018

chicken stuffed with mozzarella wrapped in parma ham with a side of homemade mashed potatoes 

This is the first meal Louis Tomlinson has ever cooked and it was for Harry back in 2010. It's I well known story by the Larries that Louis has told a few times.
Interviewer: "Do you do romantic stuff for your partner?"
Louis: "I once, I've only ever cooked one meal that was pretty nice, chicken stuffed with mozzarella wrapped in parma ham with a side of homemade mashed potatoes"
Pepper-sprayed. Attacked with Mace spray. Mace is the commercial name of a "self-defence" (or rather attack) spray, used here as a verb.
"I got maced for no reason, I couln't see and breath".

"Pulling each other's hair and macing constitute typical woman fight moves".
Maced by Murkymo May 30, 2017