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Dalton McGuinty

A politician who will say anything to get/stay elected. An incompetent boob who has taken Ontario from number 1 to number 10 in economic growth. A politician who has broken more promises than any other politician in history. His name has become synonymous with lying and false promises
Dude, don't try and Dalton McGuinty me, you never walked on the moon, I know you're lying.
Dalton McGuinty by Rich Caker October 20, 2007
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McGinty Games 

Absolutely terrifying company that is on its way to world domination via the devastating war machine, known as "classpad". The company also forces its workers to stay up to 3AM, as well spending their monthly salary on discord nitro to nitro boost the "7SEA" Rust server. McGinty Games is also heavily associated with an unethical company named McGinty Bakes, which utilises slavery and evil methods to make "brownies".
Oh yeh bruv lets get the new classpad chess program from McGinty games, then have a pint along with some freshly baked McGinty Bakes brownies.
McGinty Games by killerkermit04 October 14, 2020

McGuinty 

Double meaning: A foul and compulsive liar of epic proportions. Also synonymous with shit. Named so after Ontario's Premier Dalton McGuinty who have broken every single one of his election promises for the last 8 years and yet has the nerves to continue to lie for a third term.
Excuse me sir but your dog just McGuinty'd on my lawn. Could you so kindly clean it up?

Dude, I took the biggest McGuinty this morning and was late for work.

Son, I was awake when you came home late last night so don't try to McGuinty me!
McGuinty by Corruption_Hater August 28, 2011

Damian McGinty 

The hottest Irishman to ever be born; the greatest gift the world has ever been given. Also known to have the prettiest blue eyes the world has ever seen.
Amy: That guy over there is so perfect he must make Jesus jealous.
Pam: He's got to be Damian McGinty then.
Damian McGinty by luhhupinhere August 22, 2011

Macintyre 

When in order to preserve in thrift and merriment, all the alcohol must be consumed.
Chaotic Neutral
Tradition from Scotland; When the town is burning down, or semi apocolyptic anarchy is impending rather than work unfruitfully to save a building or escape to safety, bar patrons drink up as much alcohol as they can in other words; "don't let those boos go to waste".
The bar is burning down! -macintyre!
Macintyre by Prof. Cheeseburger August 18, 2010

Damian McGinty 

The hottest Irishman to ever walk the earth. Toured in Celtic Thunder and on season one of The Glee Project, His bright blue eyes and amazing accent make him a favorite to win. He has also caught the interest of a certain Cameron Mitchell, whose bromance with Damian is undeniable.
--Oh my gosh! Look at Damian McGinty on The Glee Project. He's just so amazing!
--I know! He's super hot! and look at him and Cameron. They were practically made for each other!
Damian McGinty by Lexandem July 29, 2011

McGuinty 

Last name of a circus sideshow and carnival attraction immortalized in "The Jerk", by the name of Darwin "Iron Balls" McGuinty. According to legend his nuts were bitten off by a rabid and psychotic groundhog in the late 1970s, and he was then fitted with a pair of iron testicles. His current gimmick is that in the sideshows and carnivals anyone who kicks or punches him in the balls and manages to make him double over gets $100, or $200 if he actually goes down to his knees. No one yet has ever gotten the money. Currently resides in West Virginia.
Iron Balls McGuinty has never once gone down in his career; too bad he had to be assaulted by Bucky the Killer Groundhog to be a star.
McGuinty by Ron Dunderfunk September 5, 2011