Mac-Hoe 

(1) A girl that is seen with alot of different guys in a short period of time but not having sex with all them looking as a whore or hoe. (2) a girl that likes to masturbate and be masturbated.

Wayne: Yo' man look there she goes again with another guy, I wonder if they fucked?
Stuart: Na man she's just a MAC-HOE.

Mac-Hoe by TJ_A1 May 29, 2008

Mac-Hoe 

(1) A girl that is seen with alot of different guys in a short period of time but not having sex with all them looking as a whore or hoe. (2) a girl that likes to masturbate and be masturbated.

Wayne: Yo' man look there she goes again with another guy, I wonder if they fucked?
Stuart: Na man she's just a MAC-HOE.

Mac-Hoe by TJ_A1 May 29, 2008

machoegotism 

A sadly incurable condition, usually occuring in young men. The sufferer of machoegotism strikes up an extraordinary relationship with himself (possibly due to excess masturbation) that results in the sufferer falling in love with themselves. They are incapable of replicating genuine feelings for others, though they attempt to hide their emotional vacuum by imitating feelings or responses.

Treatments are being developed as you read this but scientists believe a cure is some way off. For now, temporary relief may be gaining by a sniff knee to the happy sacks or by telling them, in a way that is impossible to not understand, to fuck off.

"That guy defintely suffers from machoegotism. He displays all the symptons."

machoegotism by Mr Ben February 7, 2005

machoegotist

One who suffers from the terrible afflication known as machoegotism. Can also be used as an insult, meaning one who is a twat.

"That Paul is a complete machoegotist!"

machoegotist by Mr Ben February 7, 2005