Mac
n. 1. anti-trendy trend. 2. source for smugness. See hybrid cars.

If one is looking for a piece of crap to try to help their image, and thus become smug, one should buy a Mac. Because no one sees a Mac user that doesn't try to show everyone that they own a Mac. However, there are a lot of people who buy Macs. In fact, it is a trend. Wait, aren't trends what Mac users seem to try to avoid? Then what's with this trend that they are following? Nice rebellion. Someone needs to create a new company to be an alternative to PCs and Macs, because Macs are a trend, so all those Mac users will have a new anti-trendy trend to follow.
I own a Mac, which makes me hip and not a follower of trends, which is the reason I am smug towards non-Mac users, even though many other people Mac users too, so it actually is a trend, which makes me a retard.
by Brad H.. December 13, 2006
Mac
A marketing term used by Apple Inc. to sell Windows PCs put into different casings and loaded with a proprietary OS known as Mac OS X that can't do anything besides allow the user to watch porn without getting viruses. And of course, sold at a higher price.
Bob: Just got the new Mac Pro!
Mohinder: Bitch please, I built the same thing with the exact same specs and it didn't cost me $60,000!
Bob: But this doesn't get viruses unlike your Windows machine so I can watch porn safely!
Both: OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH FUUUUUUCCKKKKK YEEEEEAAAAAAAAAA
by Jteve Sobs November 26, 2013
mac
1. to go to thailand to fuck numbskull sluts, so you can come back and call yourself a casanova

2. a habit of never getting over a fat-ass ex who sleeps around with fat guys before dumping your skinny ass

3. to have an excessively low IQ level

4. to have an ability of attracting girls who think of themselves as hot-hits (you may also consider them as hot - refer to 3) by simply displaying a set of dirty and irregularly positioned teeth, and of course a lot of desperate sweet talking

5. a sexy trait of being moderately good in bed but having loads of confidence
1. its end of year again.any plans to mac?

2. stop being so mac.u'll get a better girl

3. he has no sense of logic. a total mac you can say

4. why...she is practically jumping on you in less than half an hour.pulled off a mac?

5. i need a mac this weekend
by galaxyrocks December 13, 2011
mac
sexy drug from the south of east indonesia. it screws with your head and makes you think your riding something;) usually like something that jabs up in you. like a saddle on a horse or something. def try it. its not that expensive becuase of the poor economy in east indonesia
yo you on dat mac?

-helllzzzz yeahhhh boyyy

hmu wiff dat shittt mannn
-aight its cheapp too!
by cexii June 14, 2011
Mac
Someone who is sly and cunning.
Jerry: Jimmy has alot of Mac.
Nick: He does, you see the way he got into the ball game for free.
by SsTtUu April 09, 2011
Mac
A computer created by a company known for masscreating bullshit like the mac os, iPhone, iTunes, etc. Their most famous product is a Mac because retarded people need computers too. Driving a tricycle is easy, but most people prefer to use a car.
Shopkeeper: "If your IQ is higher than 60, buy a PC.
If your IQ is below that of a simian covered in dog shit , I suggest you use a mac."
by PCuser June 21, 2010
Mac
Succeed in something great. When you do something remarkable that earn you respect among other people. Usually said when you flirt with a girl and get her phone number or a dance at the club.
1-I'll be mac'in at the club tonight!
2-I'm coming with you!

or

1-I'm gonna mac this test!
2-U studied?
1-Yeah i know everything
2-Man u're the BOSS!
by Royal_Belvedere March 24, 2010
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