Dude I'm off tomorrow 

Used in the work place when you do not work the following day in the following situations

1: To express why you are not doing one of your required tasks.

2: Response when someone reminds you of something you didn't do.

3. To express your degree of not giving a shit.

Joe: Shouldn't you be sweeping the store?
You: Dude I'm off tomorrow

Jane: You didn't file your reports
You: Dude I'm off tomorrow

Bill: The boss is gonna be fucking pissed, the store looks like shit, and there is missing money.

You: Dude I'm off tomorrow.

Dude I'm off tomorrow by Senbonzakura713 April 11, 2009

I'm a tomato 

When someone is blushing badly or blushes frequently

I hate speaking in front of the class. I'm a tomato when I get nervous.

Everyone knows she likes Jake. I mean, she's such a tomato around him.

I'm a tomato by crazyprincessyo June 17, 2015

i'm free tomorrow 

That saying your friends tell you so that you leave them alone, but when tomorrow comes they suddenly aren't free.

Person 1: "Yeah, yeah, okay. I'm free tomorrow dude."
Person 2: "Kay!!"

*Next day*
Person 2: "They said they were free..."

i'm free tomorrow by FujoshiWolf April 17, 2017

Boo I’m throwing tomatoes 

Typically used by women, throwing tomatoes is a slang term used to describe the act of putting ones period in a plastic bag and throwing it.

Boo I’m throwing tomatoes.

Boo I’m throwing tomatoes by Aliasdomo January 18, 2022

A to M

The act of having anal sex then immediately having/giving a blowjob. Going ass to mouth. Also known as the "rusty nail"

I went A to M on that bitch last night.

A to M by M. Marlene September 5, 2007

Pretend to M 

A girl (usually teenage or early 20's) who self-diagnoses a gender identity disorder, gets a terrible haircut, starts insisting upon male pronouns and integrates themselves into the trans community before abandoning the idea and going back to sucking cock after about 6 months.

Rae: 'I haven't seen Jake in a while, what happened to him?'

Kris: 'She decided that she wasn't ftm after all and changed her name back to Britney.'

Rae: 'Pretend to M?'

Kris: 'Yup.'

Pretend to M by TheClaire December 1, 2009

A to M

“Ass to Mouth”

That chick would do almost anything. Except A to M.

A to M by ACpro May 25, 2018