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22. A.I.L.F.
1. This is a derivative of the more commonly used M.I.L.F. but relates more to the eastern hemisphere. A.I.L.F. stands for Auntie I'd Like to F*** and usually relates to a hot woman who could be your relative because your community is so closely linked to another.

2. A friend of your mother's who is Indian or Paki, and out of respect you call them "auntie" but the minute your mother isn't looking, you make advances on your "auntie"
Gupta: Jonnie, did you see my mother's friend?

Jonnie: Oh yeah dog, that auntie was a A.I.L.F. hot and spicy like chutney.
23. Kutlee'm
Kutlee'm is a Dutch word (from the north of the Netherlands, Groningen, Stadskanaal) which means fucked up life. It is said as a joke if you don't like something. Like FTS or f*ck.
Heb ik alwéér een 3! Kutlee'm!! (Another F! Kutlee'm!)
24. F.I.N.O.
Abbreviation (Friend In Name Only) - FEE-no or FIN-oh: The social position of someone who receives no benefits of being called a friend, but is referred to as a friend by someone else.

Often a girl will want a guy to be a F.I.N.O.. this may be due to an advance rejected, or the guy not being at a proper social, or economic status.

The purpose of which is to allow a person to say they are friends with someone else, but never actually be a friend and interact with them.
guy: so are you saying we are going to some how be friends, yet not speak?

girl: i think its better, don't you?

guy: i don't see how we can be friends in that scenario.

girl we can be. there!

guy: i'm no F.I.N.O.

girl: what's that?

guy: a friend in name only.
25. B.T.F.C.
Bozo The Fucking Clown"
An annoying act of someone who is irritating you with stupid behaviors. My ex husband was such an annoying B.T.F.C. all the time when he nagged and bitched at me.
26. t.g.i.m.f.f
(T)hank (G)od (I)t's (M)other (F)**king (F)riday
It's been a long week, T.G.I.M.F.F
27. G.M.A.F.B. (Give me a fuckin' break!)
Originated as a response to the emo fagots who constantly feel the need to write and tell everybody about their feelings. If you have a journal, then we're talking to you! But they respond "You don't know how it is" or "You don't know what it's like." I say "Give me a fuckin' break! NOBODY CARES!" Keep it to yourselves, it's not that bad, this means you OWL CITY! Get out of your mama's basement and get some fuckin' sun. The term "Give me a fuckin' break!" has since evolved from this early usage, it now is used as a common response for anyone bitching for no apparent legitimate reason.
Statement- "My life stinks, the world is against me. :("
Response- "Give me a fuckin' break!"

Subject- The movie Twilight.
Response- "Give me a fuckin' break!"

Action- Emo kid wearing jeans tighter than Daisy Duke.
Response- "Give me a fuckin' break!"

The uses for G.M.A.F.B. (Give me a fuckin' break!) are endless!
28. D.T.S.
Term used by acronym using bisexuals and/or lesbians who are interested in another female, meaning :"Down to Scissor."

Not unlike the term D.T.F. which means, "Down to Fuck."
I'm so fly, I've got all the bitches D.T.S.
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