Me: "Yeah but it's nothing serious. We're MTF."
Fred" "MTF??? What the hell?"
Me: "yeah, MTF... you know, more than friends???"
This terminology is often used especially within the military (I.E. if someone gives out a list or set of instructions that are subject to change at any time, they end it with "more to follow").
Guy #2: Motherfuck, man... i dont want to go to hell.