C O M P R E S S E D
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S.A.M.P.L.E.
Short acronym sometimes used by junior paramedics when doing a patient assessment. Stands for Signs and Symptoms, Allergies, Medications, Past pertinent information, Last oral intake, and Events leading up.
Based on the report, the paramedic's secondary survey touched on all points of the S.A.M.P.L.E. acronym.
S.A.M.P.L.E. by Fudge911 December 10, 2009
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p.i.m.p.l.e by *Emshaw March 11, 2009
M.A.P.E.
Most
Awkward
Person
Ever
Assigned to colleagues, classmates, and other acquaintances who lack normal social skills and are generally avoided at all costs.
May also be adapted in the following ways:
*S.M.A.P.E.:Second Most Awkward Person Ever (used if your environment is large or unfortunate enough to include 2 M.A.P.E.s and you are forced to rank them)
*M.A.P.O.C./M.A.P.A.W.: Most Awkward Person On Campus/At Work (Location-specific terms for students and pencil-pushers)
Awkward
Person
Ever
Assigned to colleagues, classmates, and other acquaintances who lack normal social skills and are generally avoided at all costs.
May also be adapted in the following ways:
*S.M.A.P.E.:Second Most Awkward Person Ever (used if your environment is large or unfortunate enough to include 2 M.A.P.E.s and you are forced to rank them)
*M.A.P.O.C./M.A.P.A.W.: Most Awkward Person On Campus/At Work (Location-specific terms for students and pencil-pushers)
John: It was so awkward--Andy asked the CEO like a hundred unrelated questions and then tried to crack jokes with him.
Jane: Ugh, he is such a M.A.P.E.! I mean really, who wears those crazy lifeguard straw hats in real life?
Jane: Ugh, he is such a M.A.P.E.! I mean really, who wears those crazy lifeguard straw hats in real life?
M.A.P.E. by Tiger Lily 8 February 25, 2010
M.D.P.O.P.E.
M.D.P.O.P.E stands for Most Disturbed Person On Earth. M.D.P.O.P.E. is a movie with the most fucked up gore, sex, torture methods and random creepy shit. There are 3 M.D.P.O.P.E. movies. each movie is about 3 hours long. From the first M.D.P.O.P.E. to the last M.D.P.O.P.E., it is noticeable that its getting worse. For the ones with sensitive stomach, mental disabilities/illnesses or generally just people that don't enjoy this type of shit, I recommend not watching these movies. There is an iceberg with "Most Disturbing Movies on the Web" and this movie is at the lowest point of the iceberg. The movie contains real gore and sex.
Person 1: Hey bro, wanna watch some M.D.P.O.P.E. later?
Person 2: Oh, you mean that disturbing movie filled with gore, sex and all that shit?
Person 1: Yeah bro, don't you remember the first M.D.P.O.P.E. movie?
Person 2: Oh yeah, I remember it, and I'm still traumatized after watching it.
Person 2: Oh, you mean that disturbing movie filled with gore, sex and all that shit?
Person 1: Yeah bro, don't you remember the first M.D.P.O.P.E. movie?
Person 2: Oh yeah, I remember it, and I'm still traumatized after watching it.
M.D.P.O.P.E. by sacred xanax lover June 19, 2022
T.E.P.M.
NO, NOT "Transport Engineering Program Management", asshole. It stands for TWIN ENGINE PLEASURE MACHINE-the greatest rock and roll band on the fuckin earth, son!!
dude: "so, did you and carol get it on last night?"
other dude: "nah, i couldnt"
dude: "wtf?!? she was hot and practically dripping last time i saw her!!!"
other dude: "sorry, I went to see T.E.P.M. and they smashed my balls to dust. i went to bed afterwards...cause i couldnt stand up...oh, and carol went home with the drummer anyways."
other dude: "nah, i couldnt"
dude: "wtf?!? she was hot and practically dripping last time i saw her!!!"
other dude: "sorry, I went to see T.E.P.M. and they smashed my balls to dust. i went to bed afterwards...cause i couldnt stand up...oh, and carol went home with the drummer anyways."
T.E.P.M. by MCFLY!!!!! April 21, 2009