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The act of talking to a significant other while you are taking a shower and when there is no response realizing that the other person has left the bathroom and you have been talking to yourself for several minutes.
All you can do is then wash your ass a second time. . .the asshole is never clean enough, you know. . .so. . .wow, I really lost steam on the whole ash washing thing.
"This morning I was washing my asshole and asked Josh if I could go 9 thousand miles without changing my oil--and like he didn't answer and I realized he had left the bathroom, I'm such a showertard!"
1.To meow like crazy during lessons
2.To have an extraordinary amount of facial hair.
3. To annoy elderly R.S teachers to the exteme.
4. To masturbate whilst watching prison break"
2. "That girl's really an Arshya!"
3. "Mrs Nelson... I love you"
4. "I'm doing an Arshya!"
|74.||pop a toot|
To smoke cannabis in a drop pipe.
Similar to a water bong but with no gauze. Tobacco is wedged in the pipe before the cannabis is added. This is burnt and inhaled in one breath, and as it shrinks the ash is sucked down into the water in a final 'pop'.
Popping toots get you the most stoned out of all ways there are in the world, fact.
Jon: why did you screw the top off that bong arial?
Bob: bongs are pap, im gonna pop a toot
Fred: mate, you look grey and I cant see your eyes!
Bert: shit man I popped 8 toots in a row.....
Richard: load me a toot bill
Bill: load yer own i'm too caned
slng ghetto-fabulous way of saying cigarette
I'm bout to go smoke me a sagrat!
A highly obnoxious selfish person. Usually high-strung and is work obsessed.
"Can I have a raise?"
"You think I'm rich? You can get a raise when you work more hours!"
"You're such a Darkeen"
Cat face has a big cat face, with the body of a cat, and the face of a cat, and he flies through the air because he's got a cat face.
Basically one giant head and a little body, cat face is a minimally anthropomorphic cat which can talk in a French accent but thinks that moths are legal tender and that rubbing something with his face makes it his. Gives sage advice to those that need it. Also tends to be a bit long-winded.
*looking for something to eat*
Cat face: There is no ash flavored with fish in here. There is no poopy wood products favored with beef. What is this? This is no good for me. I must go to the shops, yes.
Cat face: See? I'm rubbing you. There you go. You safe in here. You belong to me.
Old lady: This is a lovely room dearie, but I need to go get my pension.
How about those ash treats shaped like a fish, so you are under the illusion you are eating a fish, but you are not. You are eating the ash.
Store clerk: Not today, no.
Cat face: But ash is very important in my diet! And to my people too! What are you, some sort of catist? That's right, yes, I said it.
Store clerk: We've got real meat treats you kn...
Cat face: You are very funny. You talk, but all I hear is silliness.
Cat face: Cleaning products should be bought from a store, kids, not for the silly prices on your doorstep. 4.99 for scrubbing gloves? What are they made of, huh, diamonds? You should hope not, because that would be scratchy, like my claw.