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Mutually Assured Wedgie. A situation where your friend gives you a wedgie and you give them one right back according to pre-agreed upon wedgie rules.
"Ashley said she was going to try and give me a wedgie today but i told her if she tries, i'm going to get M.A.W. on her and get her right back"
M.A.W. by Daniel Paul Presley February 27, 2009
A term that is used interchangeably as a noun or verb. Used to describe hideous persons or acts committed by hideous people.
man she was a m.a.w. you just got mawed the fuck out jack.
m.a.w. by krilease January 4, 2008
Might As Well
We're already here! Wtf, M.A.W.
M.A.W. by Aejay October 5, 2016

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“I have brought peace, freedom, justice, and security to my new empire.”
“Your new empire?”
“Don’t make me kill you!”
Anakin, my allegiance is to the Republic, to democracy!”
“If you are not with me, then you are my enemy.”
“Only a Sith deals in absolute. I will do what I must.”
“You will try.”
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M.A.D.W.W 

mad at the whole world
dont talk to me im M.A.D.W.W

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