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Morning After Remorse Syndrome. The feeling of regret about the previous night's alcohol-induced activities. M.A.R.S. can have direct causes, such as engaging in buffoonery, or can be a general sense of remorse not attached to a specific incident. M.A.R.S. can exist separate from a hangover, as its effects are purely mental and emotional, rather than physical. (pronounced mahrz)
Guy A: Ah man, I have a really bad case of M.A.R.S.
Guy B: That's probably because you hooked up with that butterface and drunk-dialed your mom.
M.A.R.S. by WholeLottaBS January 4, 2011
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m.a.r.i.n.e.s. 

A Synonym for My Ass Rides In Navy Equipment, Sir
Look at all those m.a.r.i.n.e.s. getting off the ship!
m.a.r.i.n.e.s. by blowme234 October 30, 2007

M.A.R.N.B 

Mama ain't raise no bitch
It might hurt but M.A.R.N.B
M.A.R.N.B by Ricardo1999 February 24, 2017
M.A.R.S. is an acronym for Mass Alcohol, Reefer, & Sex.
I joined the M.A.R.S. fan club on facebook because I love sex, drugs, and beer.
M.A.R.S. by Rod Akron April 26, 2010

M.A.R.I.N.E. 

A common acronym used among ur bois in the Navy. Stands for My Ass Rides In Navy Equipment.
Yo that marine was pickin on my mate so I reminded him that he's just a M.A.R.I.N.E.
M.A.R.I.N.E. by Admiral Mumchucks November 9, 2017

M.A.R.K.O 

Marko Ate mcdonalds Really fast Kausing Obesity
damn he pulled a M.A.R.K.O
M.A.R.K.O by m.a.r.k.o January 30, 2020
Middle aged rock festival!! As seen on the Fairly Odd Parents, Timmy's Mom, Dad, and Mr. Crocker go to it. It is also where Timmy finds the all powerful White guitar wand to fight the darkness.
Were're going to M.a.r.f.!!!
What's Marf?
Middle aged rock festival!!!
M.a.r.f. by GoAskAlice7 July 31, 2009