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I'm deceased

When you're so shocked, happy and like, done; you're on the ground, like about to die, of excitement.

Phrase popularised by Jeffree Star, and that above is his explanation.

Also a name of one the eyeshadow colour of the brand new Jeffree Star Blue Blood pallete.
I'm deceased after seeing the new Jeffree Star pallete, I could literally pass out.
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slay the house down boots Houston I'm deceased

A term used to express exaggerated joy and approval by onlookers or witnesses to behavior perceived as iconic or fierce (e.g. a death drop during a voguing performance, a friend looking hot in a provocative outfit, etc.), or at an unexpected but propitious outcome (e.g. a celebrity coming out, news of a highly anticipated album drop, etc.), typically within the context of gay counterculture.

The term is a portmanteau and takes the form of a command followed by a proclamation. "Slay the house down boots" mixes the use of "slay", widely used as a shorthand to express joyful surprise, with the instruction to slay "the house down", implying a larger edifice or audience, typically in the context of a performance. The addition of "boots" is used for shock effect, echoing wider gay parlance. "Houston I'm deceased" is a play on the lines used by astronauts communicating to NASA's Mission Control and implies that the reaction was so urgent that a well-known authority had to be notified; "I'm deceased" humorously implies that something was so overwhelming that the speaker has passed away. The impossibility of literal use accentuates the chaos and humor.

The term is used primarily among queer youths and emerged from the NY ballroom and drag scene before percolating into wider gay culture, primarily via memes and alt Twitter. It is used for its flamboyant flair and for its tendency to bewilder straight audiences.
*Performer executes a flawless death drop while voguing*
"Yis maw maw you better werk"
"Slay the house down boots Houston I'm deceased!!"
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I'm Deceased

A Reddit award used to reward something that is extremely hilarious.
"I'm Deceased" Award
Call an ambulance. I'm laughing too hard.

Slay the house down boots Houston I’m deceased 

A term used when expressing positive emotions when something is found found agreeable, boujee and sometimes comical.
“Look at my new burkin handbag” Ooh Slay the house down boots Houston I’m deceased!

“I dropped my fake friend” Slay the house down boots Houston I’m deceased!

i'm decreased 

a stupid phrase people use instead of saying "I'm deceased", Meaning I'm dead or "lol".
Its stupid af don't use it.
Alex: "Yo Mrs.Lewis's car was graffitied "
Kyra: "I'm decreased"
i'm decreased by pcepshomie January 7, 2017
An office based environment designed to suck all the life and ambition out of you.Where your only sancuary is the toilets where you only have 5 mins before the lights go off and it becomes a game of blind mans wipe and washing your hands under the taps can result in 3rd degree burns.keyers are under paid and food from the vending machines require a morgage.The mdec is rife with infected keyboards and an arsonist working in the canteen(if the poison dont get you the burnt salad will).If for some reason a keyer is unable to attend a WTL session(aka nap time) it does require a note from your mum.Rife with thieves (aka romec)6 guys,6 weeks,6 grand to change a light bulb.Word of warning you will be told to move seats at some point if you talk to much,talk to little,yawn,scatch your nose or any part of your face,get below 98%,turn your head,adjust your seat,blink or do anything of this nature.As well as offering a wide choice of working hours including part-time, this shift is also offered out to the lift,which seems to work less hours than anyone.Generous parking facitilies are offered to employees and this does double up as a employee swimming pool after a brief spell of rain.To Sum up a great place to work!!
Mdec
Mdec by shift manager March 18, 2010
The place where Plymouth working class and university
graduates meet !
Data entry for mail that Royal Mail sorting machines are unable to read !
Graduates graveyard !
You couldn't really make this up ,most the the managers until recently are only educated to college level.They are asked to oversee teams of around 60 staff who consist of the lower working class and university graduates some even postgraduates.

These manager have been mainly been promoted internally on the basis of how fast they are able to key (data entry ) and who's ass they have been willing to kiss whilst doing so.Most of these managers would not be able to function outside the Mdec they would be eaten alive in the private sector.
They will bully every bit of sence out of you until you become just like them.

There are so many international students mainly Msc Asians/African hanging on to Mdec jobs just so they can satisfy the Home Office "skill workers visa system" its scary.I can just see these guys at an interview in three years time !

Question.You have applied for a job as IT techician ? what have you been doing for the last three years ? Answer " oh i was working in Royal Mail doing data entry " !!!!! Reply . Next !

If your reading this and thinking yeah just finished university i'll work in the Mdec for six months don't do it ,your'll wake up 5 or 6 years later your brain turned to mush ,and any prospect or geting a real job well and truely over.
Mdec by Tamrin bay November 29, 2010