| 36. | fajibered | ||
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State of being ridiculously intoxicated. Can be cause by man stats, is identical to fabloppered. Oh man, I got fajibered the other night. I even made out with Creighton's mom! I feel so dirty now, I think I'm going to chop my piece off...
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| 37. | Avril Lavigne | ||
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Ugly poser who claims to be into rock yet cannot pronounce and has never heard of David Bowie. Says she doesn't wear makeup yet thinks wearing about 10 pounds of eyeliner makes you punk, says she hates pop music yet sings it. Her only fans are people who are under the age of 9 and try to be in contrast to their britney-loving older siblings by blaring 'Complicated' out from their pink fluffy bedrooms.
All her songs are the same, it's the old 'I had a boyfriend but he dumped me because I'm ugly, boo hoo', roughly translated as 'A six year old could write better shit than me! Buy my CD to inflate my ego further!' Gave both punk and Canada a bad name. Is Avril good? No. Is it fun to diss her? Yes, yes it is. Avril: Like, omg, hi I'm avril, I'm like, a real live punk, look at my like, black bracelets.
Me: Fuck off. Avril: Omg you biatch! You'd better be careful or, like, I may like, run and get my mummy. Me: BANG! No more avril. yay. |
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| 38. | bee-otch | ||
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The incorrect spelling of biatch most often used by pissy know nothing biatches. Especially when they have drank past thier limit of 3 beers in a 24 hour period. Call your doctor today bee-otch!
or Gee Dave, I know I'm the biggest bee-otch of em all, but I'll deny it if anyone asks. |
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| 39. | yasmine | ||
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the nicest, friendliest hot biatch ever created. she's the one who'l still be turning heads when she's in a nursing home. thats why i'm gonna marry her =) is that yasmine? damn she's the nicest, friendliest hot biatch ever created! i'd marry her for sure! pity that tall lad already has her.
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| 40. | P-town | ||
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I'm going back to P-town for winter break
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| 41. | g-unit | ||
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first off, g-unit is gorilla unit, not guerilla unit, I'm not even gonna diss anyone who said otherwise because i have a lot to cover. Second, they are real muthafuckaz. Straight up gangstaz and PIMPs. Fuck anyone who says otherwise. 50 and Yayo started selling crack when they were fucking 12. Rapping is the only legal job they've had. And Banks started recording mixtapes when he was 12. Buck is a true nigga. He managed to dodge prejudice, which wouldn't be that impressive if he hadn't grown up in the DIRTY SOUTH. Game has a good voice, flow, sick ass rhymes, and flow all at the same time. I want everyone who dissed G-Unit to slap themselves and give up trying to form a group of playa haters like themselves because G-Unit is FUCKIN TIGHT. FUCK ANYONE WHO DENIES IT. Me: Hey man did you get that new G-Unit mixtape?
My nigga: Yea, it was fucking dope Me: yea they got fuckin talent My nigga: You betta believe it, biatch! |
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| 42. | Topeka collegiate | ||
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This pimpist fly schoo in the arena biatch.
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