2. The career of choice for total dickheads who like to work 80 hour weeks, treat others like shit, and revel in their own self-importance, despite the fact that all they do all day is write boring-ass contracts, listen to boring-ass conference calls, and get yelled at by their higher ups.
Lawyer 2: "What do you think? M&A, of course!"
Hannbial makes that annoying sucking sound with his teeth and lips.
HL: yes, well, there's m&a. And alfafa beans. (makes annoying sucking sound again)