As a former student at Lynchburg College I feel that it is my duty to "keep it real" with potential candidates for enrollment and these other delusional posters who are singing its praises. Lynchburg College is located in Lynchburg, Virginia which apparently is a city and is commonly referred to by names such as fucksburg and/or shitsburg. Overall my short tenure there was defiantly the lowest point in my life. When I first moved into my dorm, and I speak from experience here, I realized that they very closely resemble jail cells. There was an inscription on my desk that read “Lynchburg Concentration Camp” which is quite fitting in my own opinion. The food here is horrible and there is no sum of money that you could pay me to ever eat it again. There is a dearth of attractive women and bountiful lax bros and otherwise large population of people that can only be described by the adjective “twat”. The administration of Lynchburg College takes great joy in kicking out students who try to enjoy themselves. I would advise anyone considering this “college” to do some soul searching and figure out what is important to you, if you enjoy activities such as bong ripping in peace and beerlympics I would suggest you look elsewhere. However if your calling is hanging out at Walmart this is the place for you! If you do not heed these warnings you will soon learn for yourself just how miserable a place Lynchburg College is. Send my regards to Dean Furter should you ever be so...more...
A Small City / Large Town in Southwestern Virginia. It can be said this is the region that time forgot. Very little changes here and not a recommended area to live if you have some vivaciousness and spunk in you.
Unfortunately Lynchburg's most notable resident is the late Jerry Falwell and his founded institution of biased higher learning, Liberty University, an evangelical college.
Social Progressiveness will always take a back seat to narrow mindedness in Lynchburg so be wary.
And has it been covered there is nothing to do here?? Yes? Ok, good.
Mr. T and Me are strolling down a street in Lynchburg, Virginia one afternoon, trying to find something to do. A woman comes walking down the street.
ME: Excuse me miss, but what is there to do in Lynchburg?
WOMAN: Well, unfortunately not much out of the same ol same ol.
ME: So living here is pretty much a drag then, huh?
WOMAN: But Lynchburg is a great place to raise a family!!
Mr. T starts blowing fire out of his ears, rips his shirt off with his expanding muscles, and runs on top a car and squashes it.
WOMAN: Did I say something wrong?
MR. T: I pitty the fool that say that one more time!! One more time!!
lynchburg is a nice town with a large population of university students with morals ( shocker) and koreans, mostly from liberty university. there are some parts that are pretty getto though
laura: hey lets go to lynchburg kim!
A college of class and understanding, where you can pop your collar, wear your khakis and speerys one day, and go punk the next. This diamond in the rough is found in central Virginia. Hot chicks, cool guys, and parties year round. No matter if you want to be greek or athletic LC has got it all in one place...and did I mention everyone there is loaded $.
students at Lynchburg College not only know all the liquors at the abc store, but the price too.
A dead end, broken down, landlocked, miserable city located in the mountains of Central Virginia. It's a pit that will steal your soul. Everyone there is possessed by the devil whether they know it or not. There's one way in and one way out. Once you cross the route 29 bridge over the James River Lucifer takes your soul. Some say the river represents River Styx (The river in the bible that leads you into hell)
"I'm headed down to Lynchburg for the weekend"
"Damn dawg have fun in the underworld"
Chill, expensive, shitty food and facilities. These are some of the characteristics that define the beloved christian school in central virginia. This love/hate relationship can be frustrating at times due to the lack of shit to do to the surprisingly easy communication with professors and administration. Smoking in the dorms to having to deal with fag-lax-bros on weekends, shitty food to cool down to earth people. The fear of finding a good job after graduation from Lynchburg College is ever present, however, alumnis are always visiting and telling you how awesome their job and salary is.
You just have to experience it for yourself.
*conversation taking place at the local wal mart in lynchburg*
Dude, you go to Lc?!?
Na man, liberty - right across the street
A disgusting, boring, shithole of a town that Satan raised out of the depths of the River Styx and placed in Central Virginia. This was done in order to use as an alternative punishment for non-Lynchburg resident college students when they committed a grievous sin. The town obviously shows its Satanic influence as its residents are brainwashed into thinking it's a great place to live in, while college students know better and see it for what it is.
The town however, does provide some great lulz to any non-resident when it and its citizens try to pass it off as an "up and coming city". This, of course, is a bunch bullshit, when any decent city has at least more than one art store (yes, Lynchburg has only one art store) and has some clubs (which they don't), high quality shopping isn't just limited to a small mall, Walmart, and Target, its greatest achievement isn't Liberty University and its highlights aren't large amount of churches and fast-food restaurants.
Lynchburg: Proof that Hell doesn't reside beneath the earth.
See also: hillbilly-town shithole bullshit punishment waste lynchburg