You should go to church to love your lord.
If someone is doing something wrong say "Satan get thee behind me".
if you want to love you lord...you cannot be a snitch, you cannot fornicate of any sort.
everyone sits down]
"Dear God, Love your Lord, L.Y.L. Amen."
Earl: I did! I sent you an LYL. Its not that difficult. You still look as pretty as the day I first met you!
Sylvia: Dad, you LYL'd Mom? That's sweet! But what is LYL? I've always heard of LOL, but not that one.
Opal: (she takes her cell out) Well, it means Love You Lots. Me and Bryant use it. He loves it. (she kisses Sylvia and texts LYL)
Pearl: Yeah, that's a real love maker there! When you see an LYL, look out! Your heart's gonna burst.
Opal: That's right, Sis, gotta warm up those love muscles. (she kisses Pearl).
Earl: Sweet! LYL is very pretty. (they all take their cell phones and make a toast) Here's to us, LYL! Love You Lots!