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Lying to his phone 

A situation in which someone is pretending to be on the phone for the purpose of trying to look like they talk to people other than their mother or because they want to avoid having to talk to people they recognise in the surrounding area. Near enough always done by males, who want others to believe they're desired by many ladies when in fact they would probably die if a pretty girl approached them.
David: Kyle's over there, shout him and ask him if he has done the homework set by Rogers

Pete: Nah man he's on his phone to one of his people, might be a girl

David: Dude, he got rejected by the ugliest girl in school and everyone despises his snitching ass, he's clearly lying to his phone.
Lying to his phone by damos92 April 20, 2011
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Lying to yourself about what you're doing to you can say I can't defeat God/Escape Hell 

Lose the game you're trying to play or lose a child. Now.
Hym "Lying to yourself about what you're doing to you can say I can't defeat God/Escape Hell."

Lying to make friends

It’s when you lie to everyone to make them like you
Lying to make friends by Kaicent August 13, 2025

are you lying to me? 

The most useless question to ask someone if they are lying. Obviously, the person who is lying would not say, "Yes I am indeed!" but, in response the person would say just simply, "no". Also, if they were to say yes, then they are just plain stupid, or they gave up because they are terrible liars.
Mom: "Boy? did you hit that baseball in the neighbors window again!?"
Son: "No...."
Mom: "Hey? are you lying to me?"
Son: "O-Of course not.."

Lying blatantly to your audience 

To inculcate ideas you want them to act upon.
Hym "Lying blatantly to your audience is something that Dr. K LOVES to do."

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