A lampshade designed in a dark, morbid castle it'
s walls damp with infestation. Professor Rhymölinkinstein is conducting an experiment inside Charlies Chauliflower Wonky Factory.
Making innovations in scientific engineering by creating many products including;
Rubber inflatables,
extra water-proof watering cans,
and
furry, lovable lampshades designed to increase maternal bonds between you and your lampshade. You can learn to love it
like its your own child or an old
man.
The design of the lampshade was inspired by the
furry grub grubs found in the Australian outback by his alter-ego Australian Ted.
the grubs grubs are vagina flowers that people pollenate by having
sex with them.
1)"
GRUB IN THE ELEVATOR, GRUBBING IT UP TIL WE HIT THE GROUND"
2) MMM A LOVABLE LAMPSHADE
3)
Australian Ted: "so dude you comin out tonight?"
Professor Rhymölinkinstein: "nah dude...i'm getting grubby with my lovable lampshade tonight"
Australian Ted: "
ah fair dude, them lampshade are frodacious"
