| 15. | Te quiero | ||
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Literally means "I want you" in spanish, but doesn't always mean that one wants you. While in English one can change from "I like you" to "I love you", Spanish speakers usually has three transitions:
1. "Me gustas" (I like you) 2. "Te quiero!" (I love you in a soft and general way like "Luv ya") 3. "Te amo" (I love you, very strong and intimate) 1. During class, Tom whispered "Me gusta esta nina" to his best friend while glancing at the girl in front of the class. (I like that girl)
2. Ligia shrieked "Julia! Gracias! Te quierooo!" hugging her friend hard. Julia gave her a CD of her favorite artist. 3. John nervously looked deeply into Alicia's eyes, who he was dating for one year already, and said "Alicia... Te amo mucho!" and then kissed her tenderly after seeing her shocked but happy face. |
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| 16. | leech-luv | ||
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the act of flirting with someone already taken due to inability to obtain someone free. Exp 1: man what the fuck is up with Zack? Kelly is already taken by Ryan! Damn what a leech-luv. Better hope Ryan don't catch his ass...
Exp 2: Blake: hey... I was wondering if you weren't busy today, wanna go to the movies? Belle: Actually I have things to do with Chris, you know... MY BOYFRIEND *under her breath* fuckin leech-luv... |
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| 17. | Furious Messiah | ||
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When a man puts his open palms together as if he is praying, then jams them up a vagerooooo, gets angry and makes two fists while still inside the ol' ham wallet and then lifts the young lady up, mounts her on his shoulders and throws her back down real angry like so that her tinkletwat tears open all over the place and is real gross lookin so no man will ever go near her again. BUNG! This chick was being a cunting whore so I gave her the ol' furious messiah. Her cunt looked raw beef after a few whacks with a meat tenderizer. it was awesome. seriously. just the fuckin' best. ever.
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| 18. | Audrey Kitching | ||
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Audrey Kitiching, a Trashy Scene Queen, Model & Hairdresser, & also really boring & pretty retarded.
She has no originality & looks like every other person on Myspace, But instead fucks boys in shit Emo and Scene bands, & dyes her hair until her scalp bleeds. An Idol for 13 year old girls who are HxC & have already lost their Virginity, & know everything about her. They also all tend to have a Myspace account. She is also known for getting flamed, & getting other kids who don't know about her flamed, on popular Livejournal community's. 13 year old girl #1: "Lolz! Did u here tht Audrey Kitching dyed her hair again!!!???11"
13 year old girl #2: "No Waii! I bet she lookz suuu kwl!!" Person #1: "Uhmmm haii guiz, I'm wondering where I cud find a pic of dis girl? *shows picture of Audrey* Haz she gotz a myspace? I luv her hairz!" Person #2: "LOLZ AUDREY!" Person #3: "Lolz!11 Just look @ everi othr person on myspace!" Peron #4: "LOLZ! LOLZ! U GOT PWNED." |
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| 19. | rodeo of love | ||
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when you're doin your girl from behind either in the ass or pussy and you call out the name of her sister or best friend, then attempt hold on for 8 seconds without getting bucked off you have survived the rodeo of love dude there i was hittin my girl from the back, i called her sisters name, but my rodeo of love lasted all of two seconds before i broke my nose on the wall.
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| 20. | T-Pain | ||
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Faheem Najm, an American Muslim hiphop singer from Tallahassee, Florida, currently signed under Konvict music.
T-Pain became famous with songs like "I'm in love with a Stripper", and "I'm Sprung". Between 2006 and 2007, T-Pain found himself in numerous singles and radio-hits such as "I'm N Luv", "Buy U a Drank", "Bartender", "U and Dat", "I'm a Flirt", "Outta My System", "Baby Don't Go", "Shawty", and the remix to just about every song ever. At around the same time, R Kelly appeared in more songs than he'd ever been in before, remixes, singles, every song you can name. T-Pain: I'm a flirt, soon as I see her walk up in the club, I'ma Party like a rock star! Right after I buy you a drank, of course. I'm in love with a stripper, but baby don't go, LETS DO THE 2-STEP!! I'm a flirt ok? Thats just how I am, I can't get girls outta my system. Whenever i'm around you I always think of you and dat booty...
Muslims aren't supposed to drink... Yet T-Pain's likes the bartender, and he's so drunk he's falling in love with strippers, partying like a rock star. |
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| 21. | KELSAAAAAY | ||
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idk some girl i know thatz got aidz but lol i luv her and she luvs me lololololl so yea HAHAHAHAHHAHAaidzaidzaidz. "My name is KELSAAAAAY and i have aidz lolz i luv emmuhlee!"
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