luton offers many forms of entertainment, these include:
boozing it up with the lads and then participating in one of the mentioned-above
we have 4 lovely parks, all contain several used condoms, groups of chavs and dead bodies, and if you're lucky, some gypsies
"I don't wanna go to luton"
"In luton teenage pregnancies are up by 1,500%"
"Hi irm form loo'on i can' 'alk 'ell coz' i' no' eduka'ed
Luton does feature a large number of schools and colleges, as well as the renound 'Luton University'. Better point's of this death trap include a football team, an airport and enough roads to escape the bloody place the A6 toards Bedford for example. So come to Luton if you are looking for a cultural experiance. Just be prepared to run for a bit. But don't worry, most of the chav's are fat and can only just about run 50 meters due to the amount of alcohol and cigarrettes they've had.