When I was a child I used to love going to Luton, used to stay with my grandparents during the summer holidays, loved all the lights, the shopping centre, the tree-lined streets, the beautiful parks. Looking around Luton now makes me want to cry. I now avoid the Arndale, as it's full of gangs of yobs, mannerless idiots and twenty-somethings in cheap suits looking for fights. It's nigh on impossible to reach Luton centre without sitting in traffic jams for ages, the gridlocked road system not helped by the messy 'improvements' to the M1. Areas which were once respectable are now disgusting. There are boarded-up houses, everything is in disrepair, there's rubbish all over the place. Not to mention the abundance of human garbage. Luton is one of the crime capitals of Britain, and yet the police force there are only interested in traffic duties and debt-collecting (making money for the government). The better parts of Luton are on the outskirts, away from the run-down areas and the tower blocks (this kind of housing, everyone squashed into giant boxes together, never works).
Oh, and don't go into the Luton Arndale during the run-up to Christmas or during the sales. Not unless you want every bone in your body crushed so flat you might as well have saved the effort and jumped into a crusher.
Well Luton is a large 'shite' town but it is not filled to the brim with uneducated chavs, there are many respectable people. For example the people who put the 'uneducated chavs' (As I am told) PEN which is like a Juvenal correction facility. Or the many normal middle class folk.
If your going to visit or drive through Luton, be sure to avoid 'High Town' 'Marsh Farm' 'Tin Town' 'Hockwell Ring' 'Lewsy Farm' Other than these area's your safe. If you can try to make freinds with the uneducated they will like you and defend you for a burn off of your 'Fag'
Lutonian #1 "Yo bruv"
Lutonian #2 "Oh you alright mate"
Lutonian #1 "Got a spare fag"
Lutonian #2 "Nah, I just had my last one"
Lutonian #1 "Alright, Cheers boss"
Luton is a getto which is divided into;
Lets all go to Luton because everywhere else is too expensive
Luton. A particularly unpleasant overly populated town in Bedfordshire. Where groups of youths growing up in council estates pretend they are from Hackney, but if you put them there, 80% would've died within a week. Primarily, split by its postcodes - LU1 LU2 LU3..LU4 LU5 LU6... There's alot of rivalry between the postcodes... But to be honest the divide is only a road so you may as well just take a big steamy dump on your own doorstep. LU5 and LU6 are nice because they don't really count as Luton - they're other smaller towns that have been engulfed in Luton's over expanding ugly gaping mouth. It's a very grey place. The council are trying to 'refurbish' the town (they mean sort out the shit hole they created in the 70's...) but have put a big concrete square in between a bunch of generic pubs with some dirty water springing out of it... They've also spent a shit load of money on flowers and planters that they've put in places ideal for drunks to piss into. There are lots of street people who you'll get to know - You DO NOT have any spare change. Many people there are ridiculous breeds of arse fluff - thats where they decided to congregate - congregation leads to fornication - fornication leads to the births of more unwanted simpletons.more...
I mean it's not that bad... If you were blind, deaf, unable to smell, an alcoholic, a smackhead, dirty, smelly, outspoken and unable control over your bodily functions and have a foreign passport - Infact, if that implies to you, I think ...
Luton isnt as bad as people make it out to be. I mean bedford try to say theres nothing to do in luton but they dont even have a cinema!
Also all that crap about luton beggin to be from Watford is bullshit why whould any lutonian want to be like a bunch of spoiled inbreads.
Some people on this site claim that we are uneducated me and my freinds are A to B student and our school isnt even one of the best in Luton. So you people kinda stretched the truth there dont you think.
Growing up in luton is great i respect everyone and everyone respects me no matter what race you are. For example when im online on my xbox and see people getting racist i think its wierd coz in Luton we all treat each other the same.
Its also one of the best places to get street wise. The people that get stabbed dont know how to handle themselfs on road most of them are snakes or racists.
P.S i would love to see a Watford guy come down here and say crap to our faces.
Luton stays solid.
Watford stays Jealous
A poor, poor town that is not far from England's capital. It consists of three residential areas:
There are the places for those poor, violent and uneducated residents known as 'chavs'. Examples are 'Marsh Farm' and 'Tin Town'
Then there are the better areas for more wealthy residents, most of whom are wannabe chavs. Examples are the better parts of 'Wigmore' and 'Stopsley'
Last of all there are the areas for the richer and better-off residents that have absolutely nothing to do with the residents of the other two areas. These are mainly on the outskirts of the town.
The Town Centre is probably the main pro for Luton. It is the only area where anyone from the town can actually go out and have fun. But very little fun, seeing as this area is mainly populated by the chavs and ethnics that ruin the town's good points. Remember: you do not have a light, a fag or any change...
"Luton is shit"
"I can't wait to move out of Luton"
What are you people doing? Alot of the reviews on this website complain about the education of 'Lutonians', yet for the most part, every Lutonian has aided in prooving the point.
"...it aight..." I mean what in Gods name is that supposed to mean anyway? Yes Luton has it's problems with violence and most people who live in Luton have either been victim to it or have been the one inflicting it. But I would not describe Luton as 'Ghetto'.
As for the educational establishments , I for one blame those who choose not to learn. Many of the citizens are reasonably well educated but, through fear of mugging, tend not to walk the streets.
As for its cultural diversity, yes there are many muslims and seeks and what have you but I am pretty sure it is not legal to refere to Bury Park as "paki land".
Entertainment, well I wouldnt know. Those who are smart enough seek entertainment outside or Luton or in our own homes.
In conclusion, anyone who is trying to redeem Lutons status and wishes to write a defenition please, do not embarrass your selves by using popular Luton 'slang'. Im sure if I , seventeen yearold, can use correct English, the rest of you can.
I think you will find that Luton is no longer 'Britain's crappiest town'.