lutefisk

Food used in Norway to torture children.

Child: "Mommy, I don't want to clean the kitchen!"
Mom: "Do it, or you will have to eat lutefisk again."
Child: "... *Runs to clean the kitchen*"

lutefisk by Norwegian kid. July 11, 2004

lutefisk

Disgusting fish dish served anywhere Scandinavian grandmothers lurk, in the U.S. usually on holidays or other "special occasions." Also makes a frequent appearance on smorgasbords. Best described as fish Jello. Tastes bad and smells worse. Most acidic dish known to man (no joke). Dried codfish is reconstituted in lye (breaking down proteins/any structure), "washed out" with water for a couple of days, and boiled into oblivion. White fish served with a white sauce often on a white plate. Yum! In Minnesota the main event at "lutefisk feeds" organized by the Sons of Norway to benefit the local Lutheran church.

Lena's grandchild: Grandma is busy preparing lutefisk for Christmas dinner again.
Lena's daughter: What doesn't kill you makes you stronger.

lutefisk by Scandochick November 11, 2006

lutefisk lesbian 

A lutefisk lesbian is a lesbian of Norwegian extraction, typically found in Minnesota or North Dakota. She is referred to as such because of their propensity to eat on holidays lutefisk, a type of jellied cod soaked in lye.

I'm proud to say that I'm a lutefisk lesbian.

lutefisk lesbian by banana oil May 28, 2006

Canned Lutefisk

This term denotes a person who was not originally born in Scandanavia, but is of Scandanavian descent and refers to countries like Norway, as their home. These people are characterized by many attributes such as:
- Blonde hair
- Troll-phobia (which accounts for their fear of bridges as well)
- Desire to collect troll memorabilia
- Literacy rate of 100%
- Desire to utter UFF DA whenever feeling slightly dissapointed or upset.
- Scandalous nature
- Insatiable love for the Vikings of Norway such as Eric the Red
- And among many others, the ability to eat Lutefisk, a native codfish soaked in lye, and actually enjoy it.

Oh that canned lutefisk is such as sketchy kid, I mean just look at him.

Canned Lutefisk by Brain February 3, 2005

Lutefisk regular 

A person,whom,after being to too many Norwegian family reunions, thinks that lutefisk belongs to a food group. (Which, if you really think about it,doesn't)

"YEAHHHH MAN, I was at some party with a Lutefisk Regular, she totally got fucked into believing lutefisk was actually food or something."

Lutefisk regular by gwacccceee June 29, 2006

lutefisk lesbian 

A lutefisk lesbian is a lesbian of Norwegian extraction, typically found in Minnesota or North Dakota. She is referred to as such because of their propensity to eat on holidays lutefisk, a type of jellied cod soaked in lye.

I'm proud to say that I'm a lutefisk lesbian.

lutefisk lesbian by banana oil May 30, 2006