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Lustening 

To listen with an intense feeling of lust.
hey man, i was lustening to some quotes from Hot Rod last night. I got REALLY excited.

Lactating Cow 

one who interjects randomly, interrupting someone in a conversation, like a cow who is full of milk and lactates spontaneously.
Thomas: Bro. you won't believe what happened to me last night, I was driving home and....
Gilbert: Yo you wanna hear a dead baby joke.
Thomas: Stfu and let me talk don't be a fucking lactating cow.
Lactating Cow by D3RTYS4NCH3Z August 27, 2008

lactating male 

A touchy-feely guy who cries at the drop of a hat and who loves rom-coms.
That poor, pussy-whipped fucker is a lactating male for sure.
lactating male by Dr Bunnygirl February 14, 2019

Lactating wombat

Lactating wombat is the term given to a short, round, aged and loud man that has no discernable good looks and bears the resemblance of a wombat. He has mild erectile dysfunctions along with sore, tender nipples which leak prefusely.
"man, that guy just keeps talking, and look at the wet patches on his shirt!, he looks like a lactating wombat"
Like boomting or buffting but used to describe something thats just totally sick/lush!
Yeah army cadet camp this year was lushting!!

This icecream is lushting!
Lushting by Kaziana August 30, 2007
Lustang is a Mustang that the owner thinks everyone is envious over. They lust over something that they can’t have. The car is usually vinyl wrapped with skulls and ghosts.
Everyone tries to race the Lustang but fail miserably (Everyone knows that buddy.)