This word is often used in professions where it would be completely innapropriate to describe someone as a dumbass, useless or completely lost.
2. (adjective--Lurpy) Used for any object that isn't quite how it should be, in a spacial sense.
'lurp' has varying forms depending on whether it is being used as a noun, adjective, adverb, or verb. 'to lurp' is the verb. One can lurp, be a lurp, be a lurpster, be lurpy, or just plain lurp around
2. My hair is so lurpy today.