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Some one that you will see in expensive shops all the time, yet they never seem to buy stuff.
When ever im in supre i see that fat lurker and she creeps me out.
by um dunno i forget it September 04, 2007
 
1.
A lurker is someone that follows the forum but doesn’t post.
by Monk Mojo August 05, 2003
 
2.
someone who seems to always be present bu unnoticed
Mongo: That kid Tonto is a lurker.
Thor: He is creepy.
Tonto: I am right here.
by Grimace April 09, 2003
 
3.
Someone who is constantly on myspace looking at the same people that they don't know over and over again to see if they have new pictures, who their friends are etc. etc.

Lurkers often lurk in packs, to show their fellow lurkers their lurkees, and to show off their taste in lurkees.
Koala is such a lurker, every night she sits in front of her laptop on myspace, lurking people she suspects may be cooler or prettier than she is.
by panders September 26, 2005
 
4.
A person who is just "there." Nobody really knows why, other than they show up and don't say a word. Possible reasons for this could be:
-They don't know what to say
-They are pretending to have friends
-They are trying to scare you
-They are there just to be seen with you, as if they have some kind of relationship with you.
Person 1: Who's that?
Person 2: The lurker. He shows up everyday, just ignore him.
by 120000417 July 25, 2006
 
5.
one who reads a blog without ever commenting on the posts
Dude, how come you never comment about anything I write on my site? You're such a lurker.
by juicebox February 09, 2005
 
6.
A guy who hangs around your girlfriend as a "friend" who is really just waiting for the day when you and your significant other are on the rocks. That is when he swoops in to make a move, as the comforter, supporter, and basher of her current bf. Women are oblivious to them entirely.
Oh you need to talk to Matt? Jeeze that guy is such a lurker!
by Torne September 22, 2005
 
7.
a person who reads the posts on a forum, message board, etc, but does not post
The guy was just another lurker with no life.
by Light Joker August 02, 2005