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A small piece of poo that attaches its self to the toilet paper during the wiping process preceding taking a shit
Goodness gracious me, look at the size of this lunk your grace!
by lunknuts April 19, 2009
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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when one is drunk as a skunk they will rhyme it with lunk..
1:hey im drunk as a skunk
2: on.. a lunk?
1: fuck ya lets do a shot.
by tornadoghostcity6000 January 17, 2010
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"shit man, i'm hungry. when's lunk?"
by lauren August 30, 2003
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Love drunk

A combination of love and drunk; in which a hot female lusts after a male using her body.
"I'm gonna get get get you drunk, get you love drunk off my humps."
by FergWilliAm July 30, 2005
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That crappy gunk you get in your lungs when you smoke ciagrettes. It paralyzes the silia in your lungs so they can't filter the crap out and it makes it hard to breathe.
"Hey, Amanda, let's go to the movies tonight"

"**Wheeze**"
"Oh, it must be the lunk kicking in, i guess I must find anoher friend to go with"
by MollyN August 08, 2007
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Lunk is a stupid, very sexy man named David who has scholiosis.
"Hot damn, there goes Lunk floundering about the hallways again."
by Jay Kay April 09, 2004
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deriving from a magical chat on the 29th of February, 2012. Originally, it was a spelling mistake for luck, but it has magically caught on in the Hustler/Lunker fanbase. We say that Lunk is another term for a penis, but you can really just put Lunk in to replace anything.

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"Good lunk!"
"Never gonna lunk you up, never gonna lunk you down. Never gonna lunk around and lunk you!" ~being lunk rolled
by Rick Lunkstly February 29, 2012
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