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3. lunchmeat
What you feel like after a hrad night of partying.
Chris felt like a pound of lunchmeat after last night's party.
by sickness Jun 25, 2005 add a video
1. lunchmeat
persons of lower quality or mediocrity
Those guys hired all the lunchmeat we just let go.
by Joe Bone Mar 11, 2005 add a video
2. Lunchmeat
When a female performs the act of sitting (i.e. straddling) on a males mouth, nose, and/or general facial area. Men "teabag" women, usually on the forehead, but not contained only to that area, while women "lunchmeat" their male counterparts. In other words, if you opened a package of sliced lunchmeat and shoved your face into the side, you'd essentially be replicating this act.
DUDE!! Last night after I woke up your sister, teabagging her in her sleep, she totally woke me up this morning laying that lunchmeat on my face!! I ate that pussy like grade A roast beef! U mad bro?
4. lunchmeat
another name for a grundle, beanstalk, or in some rare cases a chode
that ho was sucking his lunchmeat
by Ben Dover Jan 7, 2004 add a video
5. Lunchmeat
Anyone Who is Someones Bitch in prison.
When Liam got busted, we all thought he was lunchmeat.
by Uncle Joe Jul 31, 2003 add a video
6. lunchmeat
a type of man (meat) that you would never try.
Amy: "Oh my god, check out these guys walking in here."
Brittany: "Eww those are nothing but a pack of lunchmeats girl."
7. Lunchmeat
A condition in which one is possessive of an upscale sense of humor. Often a Lunchmeat will totally baffle the opposing party instead of making them laugh.
I would totally laugh if I had any idea what you just said. You're a total lunchmeat.
by Snausage Apr 2, 2005 add a video
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