Getting head from a girl who is under the table, during lunch time in a cafeteria.
Wow, lunch period is WAY better whenever I get funchtime brains
refers to the degree to which someone will stand up for them self or what one is responsible for, or, the degree to which one will go to get the job done. At work, having stones can be career-limiting if the company you work for values yes men instead of people that can actually get something done right. On film or TV, action heroes typically have major stones. However, you can have stones but no brains, which can lead to disastrous consequences if your timing sucks.
Employee (with stones) to Boss (without stones): "Dude, grow some stones and push back on these stupid requests - they are just wasting my time! I can't get this code written in time, you idiot!"
Boss to Employee: "You're FIRED! But, uh, no, uh, wait, that might get me in trouble because you're the only one who knows how to do this job. Uh, what should I do?
Jack Bauer on Fox's 24 has some major stones to stop terrorist attacks pretty much all by himself. In real life, it takes all 170,000 employees of the Department of Homeland Security to thwart these attacks.
Husband to Wife at a mixer: "Go get me another Bud. Oh, and you need to pick up the pace on those back rubs – I could use one right now, woman, my lower back is killing me."
Wife’s friend to Wife: “Your husband is a jerk. Sounds like it’s time for some more Exlax brownies for his lunch.”
Wife: “You got that right - he still thinks the last batch really was a mint chocolate brownie mix.”
A Rascoon is the product of the mating process between a Raccoon and a Skunk. The first of these animals were created in a laboratory in New Guinea in the year 1989 when a scientist, which name was kept from the public, decided to try and replace the Skunk race with this newly created animal. Despite the many calculations that were made before the mating/gene manipulation process, the experiment did not yield expected results. The Rascoon ended up having its excremental functions mixed with the Skunks defensive functions resulting in the secretion of a strong foul fluid (the skunks def. mech.) during the animals excremental process.more...
This wasn't of much importance until the scientist took note that the molecules from the Rascoon's foul odor were significantly stronger than that of a Skunk's. This would make the Rascoon faint every time it would secrete the liquid. Further studies revealed that the "fainting-odor" as it was now referred to, also made irreversible damage to their brains by killing numerous brain cells when inhaled, making the Rascoon into, what can be referred to as, a retarded animal. They have a life-span of about 1/4 compared to that of a normal Raccoon's/Skunk's due to the brain sell damage it inflicts on itself. Despite their short-lived lives, they were able to reproduce and spread through out the world. Most people don't know about this animal so when they encounter one, they will assume it's a Raccoon, a Skunk or enter a confusion between the two.