Getting head while you take a dump.
she gives lumpkins at moncton high, half off on tuesdays.
by monanie October 07, 2006
Top Definition
The act of oral sex performed on a man while defecating.
After receiving a thorough buggering from Niles, Jeeves retired to the loo in order to clear out the felch. Luckily for him, Niles returned the earlier favor and gave him an outstanding lumpkin.
by Marklar August 18, 2004
Getting a blowjob while taking a shit.
When joe is taking a shit, instead of reading a magazine, joe calls his girlfriend over to give him a lumpkin.
by miamiheatonfire3 March 28, 2006
a man taking a shit and getting a blow job

also a town in georgia
that lumpkin made her stink for days
by smoogrish December 16, 2006
Lumpkin:To give or recieve a blowjob, while taking a shit on the toilet.
"dude did you hear how Austin got a lumpkin from Kyli?" "ya Garyn told me about it, thats BAMFin"

See B.A.M.F in dictionary
by Joe Bamf August 01, 2006
When a female gives a male oral sex while he is releasing feces in the toilet.
" Ayo Kev got a lumpkin from his bitch last night. "
by Jackie && Shelly June 23, 2006
getting a blowjob while taking a shit on the toilet.
Andrew: Dude Sasha gave me a lumpkin last night!

Joe: Forreal?!

Andrew: Yeah, she blew me while I took a shit.
by bl0ndiee1026 August 30, 2010
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