Recently unearthed by one, JMP, phale is now commonly used and recognized as a word that signifies mental incapabilities and a rare disease: the Jumping Frenchman of Maine Disorder, a disease commonly carried in French Canadian lumberjacks. An emergency health notice from AMTA (American Medical Treatment Association) has urged anyone coming into contact with another who frequently uses this word to call their hotline : 1-800-455-AMTA.
Due to lack of Jumping Frenchman of Maine Disorder and a fear of spreading, an example of PHALE in a sentence will be posted at a later time when a quarantine can be put into effect.
The orgasmic type reaction when one eats any maple syrup products primarily maple sugar candies. Similar to a joygasm but with maple sugar products.
"Those maple sugar candies make me maplegasm"
|59.||canadian bacon strip|
when you get your your grundle waxed by a lumberjack wearing a denim body suit
hey sharon told me you got a nice canadian bacon strip
could you recomend any specific lumberjacks
The marijuana that red head large lumberjacks named Mannysaurus smoke, it's the real real.
Dude I jacked some of that mannyjuana and it put me to cloud nine!
this is in response to some reasons to be proud to be canadian. (jordan, first post under search "canadian") each number is a smartass answer to each numbered reason he put.more...
1. canadian smarties are just cheap m&m's
2. ive had crispy crunch, it sucks
3. canadian football is gay
4. baseball is not canadian (doubleday dumass)
5. lacrosse is native american
6. i'll give u hockey
7. basketball is american (naysmith dumass)
8. apple pie isnt canadian, syrup is
9. idk wat mr. dress-up is, but it sounds like a pervert created it
10. ive been to tim hortons, it sucks
11. the canadians didnt fight in 1812, the british that were living there did
12. canada didnt surrender to germany b/c they didnt fight, america did and still didnt surrender
13. who cares if the english didnt ever surrender there, what does taht have to do with bitch lumberjacks?
14. if u think a bar fight is a war, that only makes people thinks canadians are bitches
15. ya, same comment as the last one
16. plaid is gay, no one in seattle thinks its cool
17. they never owned 10% of anything, do ur dam research
18. thats why we americans have guns, unlike ur poor ass's
19. that one makes no sense
20. we dont consider rednecks american, besides at least we dont chop trees for a living
21. u have no idea what ur talking about, the only thing of those u invented was velcro, and they only use velcro on kids shoes anyway
22. if u have ever gotten ur tongue stuck on a pole, then ur a fag
23. a cana...
|62.||Canadian Tea Party|
Just some old time bears getting together for a little fun in the shower.
This is how they throw a tea party in the land of grizzlies, lumberjacks, and flap jacks with maple syrup!
Dude, have you seen Canadian Tea Party? Just go to canadianteaparty.com. It's even more awesome than lemonparty!
Used to be all about getting women the rights that every man had, like voting, and driving and now, it's backfired like all holy hell.
Rather than being about equality between the sexes, it is all about what concessions can we get women so that way men have to go out of their way to treat them different, rather than equals.
Now it is equal to Nazism in it's zealous pursuit to destroy all that is manly such as lumberjacks and beef jerky by making them politically correct, such as lumberperson and cured beef.
Feminist-"who cares that the movement is nothing but reverse discrimination, as long as my daughter gets more oppurtunities than my son"
Me-"And thats why Feminism is good?!? You know who else tried shit like this? Hitler, that's who..."