Lumbering Lomax 

A child older than 15 but not yet 30 that attaches themselves to there parents and friends like a leach. They will not work, walk around looking for ways to get video games and sit on their ass 24/7 doing nothing but eating, sleeping and playing the newest game they have coned there parents or friends for. This person is uncomfortable around anyone other video nerds or people just like themselves. They will also when in a verbal fight accuse the very people that help them of getting them what they want not what they need.

They usually will amount to nothing in life but a sponge or leach.

Brother: Do you know where Cody is?

Father: I don't know where that useless Lumbering Lomax is at!

Dude that bitch Cody is nothing but a Lumbering Lomax!

Lumbering Lomax by Big Bad Bobinator December 11, 2012

Lumberghini 

Beat up redneck pickup truck with a wooden box.

I seen em’ drivin that crap lumberghini

Lumberghini by feffieweffie August 25, 2019

limbering for timbering 

(v.) doing exercises, often crunches or push ups, before sex in order to look marginally more fit; to do a warm up routine in preparation for raucous sex.

Girl 1- "Isn't Mike coming over?"
Girl 2- "Yeah!"
Girl 1- "Then why are you doing crunches?"
Girl 2- "I'm just limbering for timbering. It's gonna get rough tonight, plus I want to burn some flab."

limbering for timbering by Da Sperminator March 31, 2011

Adam Lamberting 

Doing anything related to Adam Lambert
(includes stalking)

A : What are you doing?
B: Adam Lamberting

Adam Lamberting by vizard light June 1, 2009

Lambering

Lambering a dude is to give him a reach aroundwhile sticking a finger up his anus, pretty much like a rusty trombone except the blowing in the anus part is replaced by fingering the anus. Much like a rusty trombone, lambering produces a specific vocal music, made by the recipient, somewhat ressembling a baby sheep's bleathing, or "baaing", namely bleats, grunts, rumbles and snorts.

Guy: Is that some kind of weird techno music I'm hearing?
Girl: Nah, it's just my roomate getting his weekly lambering session.

Lambering by AlabamaBaby February 16, 2017

Reverse lambering 

Exactly like lambering but done solo by contracting the anal muscle, also known as the Fudge muscle, in such a way as to control one’s turd exiting and entering the anus in a rythmic manner. The result produces a vibrant symphony of bleats, grunts, rumbles and snorts. Masters are believed to achieve The symphony with this technique.

Elaine : What is that I hear? It sounds lovely!
Jerry : It’s the damn Maestro practicing the lost art of Reverse lambering.

Reverse lambering by AlabamaBaby February 20, 2021

Urban Lumbering 

Urban lumbering is a concept developed by those who live in urban areas and own some form of wood burning aparatus in the home. My commonly a fireplace or wood stove. These inviduals would travel throughout the streets surrounding their homes collecting wood and other burnable items for their home heating needs. These individuals scoure the city looking for items in peoples trash that are burnable. These items are then used for heating the homes.

The mascot for the urban lumbering concept would be a guy with a pencil thin beard and wearing a flannel shirt.

Winter is coming, we are going urban lumbering to gather burnables for the winter months.

Urban Lumbering by johnnydaq January 1, 2012