lukey p 

When a guy with a huge cock tricks a nice little college girl into giving him her virginity! Than he shags her so hard that her vagina rips open and bleeds all over his knob!
Not to be confused with the girl's period lolz.

Poor college chick: Oh shit my fanny is bleeding, it must have been Lukey P!!!!!!!

lukey p by MisterBoombastic March 22, 2009

luke p 

A manipulative guy that makes up lies about everyone else to make himself appear to be a better person. He is willing to screw everyone else over for his own benefit. He is very arrogant as well. Ladies (and gentlemen who are not straight), steer clear of Luke P’s.

OMG he’s such a Luke P. Please save yourself and don’t go out with him.

luke p by mcnuggetdestroyer June 13, 2019

Lukey Pookie

A sexual nickname you call someone named Luke when you want them to cum in your fat ass. Call someone this cute nickname named Luke when you sexually/romantically want them.

“Lukey Pookie don’t stop”
“Lukey Pookie it’s so big”
“I love you, Lukey Pookie”
“Lukey Pookie cum in my ass”

Lukey Pookie by anonymous January 19, 2022

lukey pokey 

The art of sneeking off in the middle of the day for a pokey bumy wank. You must do it standing up in a public toilet and get 2 fingers up the hole for it to count as an official lukey pokey... Many people who attempt this don't get the two fingers up.

Guy 1: Did you totally see that guy sneeking off to the bogs.... I bet he was going for a Lukey Pokey

Guy 2: Doubt it.... It's not a Lukey Pokey if you can't get 2 fingers up

lukey pokey by morgjones13 November 3, 2014

Lukey Pookie

A sexual nickname you call someone named Luke that you want to cum in your fat ass. Call someone this nickname that is named Luke that you are sexually attracted to, and want to have passionate rough sex with.

“Lukey Pookie don’t stop”
“Lukey Pookie cum in my fat ass”
“It’s so big Lukey Pookie”
“I love you, Lukey Pookie”

Lukey Pookie by UweZimmermann January 19, 2022

Lukey Pookie

An exceptionally attractive person who you should definitely meet.

Wow that Lukey Pookie is a real cool guy!

Lukey Pookie by explodinglentils May 24, 2022

lukey pookie

bestie

Lukey pookie is my bestie!

lukey pookie by namjoons toe sucker July 19, 2022