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Montgomery Lugnut 

A sexual craze in Montgomery, AL where you use spoons, Vaseline, and a car jack to satisfy a woman.
JimBob done did that there Montgomery Lugnut and his wife had her first come apart in a spell.
when having sex with your woman from behind, you throw a piece of metal on her back substituting for an orgasm. once she turns around and says whats that you slap her with your dick and you then cum in her eye.
man my bitch is trippin cause i just hit her with a lugnutt!
lugnutt by Mike August 2, 2004
Mean of lurnuts has a meaning of karen2s its a nicer way to insult them
Person1: hey lurnuts can you see that it says wear a mask

Person2: i have rights so i don't have to wear one call your manager
Lurnuts by Crackiplier October 18, 2020
A female who likes to get drilled by a female stud.
Is that Kathy? Yeah she is a total lugnut, she only likes studs.
Lugnut by Pep dog April 14, 2023

Buster Lugnut 

The Buster Lugnut is a highly acclaimed legendary mythical liquid of legend that very few have tasted. Not many people are physical and/or mentally capable of partaking in this sleuce. Firstly, only the Hero of Legends known as Lard Daddy Lewd inside the Lugnut Lard House can serve one the drink, and even then, you have to be ready. After partaking in this parcheesi sleuce one will start to experience extreme side effects, such as intensely convulsing and speaking in Arabic tongues. However, the benefits of such an insano style drink include areas of your body turning into steel, which are your pinky toes and behind each ear. How the drinker uses these benefits and how well they use it lies with them. In order to nullify the side effects, one must speak to kerstroosia in a speak easy.
Bro, how did Kerstroosia stop the side effects of the Buster Lugnut?