The University of Loughborough's Ski Club.
1) An inability to hold alcohol
2) The knowledge that "snow" is spelt with a dollar sign and without the "w" in an attempt to be "cool"
3) No creativity whatsoever when it comes to songs
4) Three E's
My old man said ski for Lufbra,
I said "F*ck Off B*llocks You're a C*nt".
Lufbra $no is a sh*te ski club
See lufbra $no
-Have you joined loughborough $no?
-I thinks its spelt lufbra.
|3.||university of warwick|
A university of socially inept people who definitely can't ski (hence why they lose to Loughborough at every ski race). People who lack banter and often can't speak English. Trying to be a university but is just a small college in Coventry.
Wipeout, a student at the University of Warwick, a socially inept student with no skiing ability and no banter is a perfect example of the classic 'warwick student'
Cunt_fucked adj Slang term used by students to describe being intoxicated with alcohol to the extent of losing control over normal functions. Other related terminology drunk, pissed, battered, hammered, wasted, slaughtered, of your face/tits….
The word originated in a small village called Castleton, where a group of adventurous lufbra students were undertaking one of the most intellectually stimulating training they had ever seen.
The founder of this term a student originating from Stoke-on-Trent, and working as The Hoff lookalike, with sexuality in question.
1) "lets go and get cunt fucked"
2) "tonight boys shall we go for a swift beverage or two which may lead, out of no intention of our own to getting cunt fucked"
3) "last night i was cunt fucked"
4) "i cant remember, was too cunt fucked"
Warwicksnow means 'to be heroic at all forms of banter', from the archaic Warwickesnuwe, meaning 'Excellent in all areas of poly-bashing'.
Warwick ski and snowboarders are full of bant, and so are good warwicksnowers.
The polytechnics brumski and lufbra are really boring and have no bant, so they are appalling warwicksnowers.