The next day...
"Just my luck! Gary took me to his place, tied me up, and started pounding his 10" long dong."
2. What sore losers say when they got their ass whipped by someone better than them.
CS Player: Oh shut up you nerd
CS Freak: You got lotz of luckzors in your pantzorz.
CS Player: you can suxorz my nutzorz fagzorz.
2. You lucky freak, you beat me by 20 points. You're so lucky.