Person 2 - "Oh really? I've known him to be lazy, so it doesn't surprise me that he got fired. and for the getting hit thing, some asshole must've been drinking too much beer and got behind the wheel, and then ran over him. but maybe Jimmy should've looked both ways in the street. that isn't bad luck."
Guy 1 - "oh man, my lucky boxers are missing! now i'll never pass that test!"
Guy 2 - "hey, why don't you do your homework, pay attention in class, and then you'll pass that test with no problem. unfortunately for you, you dont do that. so, i hope you fail, it'll teach you to stop guessing and start working."
2. What sore losers say when they got their ass whipped by someone better than them.
CS Player: Oh shut up you nerd
CS Freak: You got lotz of luckzors in your pantzorz.
CS Player: you can suxorz my nutzorz fagzorz.
2. You lucky freak, you beat me by 20 points. You're so lucky.