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Count Lucio 

A beautiful, dramatic and high ranking man. Can either make you feel as if you furiously hate him or devotedly love him. Can be dead and a goat ghost one minute and then BAM he snatches your body and saunters about not looking a day over "I was dead literally 4 seconds ago".
"Oh god, its Count Lucio... That thicc bitch is at it again..."

P1) "Did you hear that noise? It sounded like a whiney goat..."
P2)"Oh, don't worry that's just Count Lucio."
Count Lucio by Dead Cøunt April 9, 2019
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Susan Lucci 

Susan Lucci is an actress who was on the American soap opera "All My Children." She was nominated for a Daytime Emmy 19 times, losing every time until she finally won in 1999.

In pop culture references, Susan Lucci is someone (or people) who is often in the running to win, yet consistently loses.
I've been up for student president every year, yet I never win! I'm sick of being the Susan Lucci of the school.
Susan Lucci by dilary huff May 14, 2008
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Lucio101 

A King, a god but first and foremost a lyricist, Lucio101 is easily the best musician who ever came out of germany. Fuck Beethoven or Mozart ain't nobody gone listen to they boring ass music, Lucio101 is the a finesser with 3.5 Grams in the GESA.
Chad: Yo whos the most relevant german musician?
Virgin: Idk prolly Mozart?
Chad: Tf up wit you? Ever heard sb say "yo put on some mozart" everybody listens to the King of Finessing Lucio101 now.
Lucio101 by xliquid March 7, 2022
This man is literally good at every thing if you know a Lucio go ahead and just ask him out there’s no reason not to he is funny and handsome.
Hey do you know Lucio yeah the guy that is good at every thing
Lucio by Cooldude2421 July 22, 2021

Double Guap-a-Lucci With Cheese 

I think I have coined a new term. See example for personal anecdote that got me thinking more than I should have. Submit to the Editors first I shall. But I think this definition holds water. May it be up on a forum somewhere that we may ask the Community for its Inclusion/Exclusion?

An Upper Middle Shelf amount of money. More than a Knot by a lot. A WHOLE LOT.

First Discovered with six tightly stretched rubber-bands encompassing approximately three inches of one hundred dollar bills firmly sandwiching roughly two inches of fifty dollar bills. The precise recipe is a rare find, with most examples leaning more towards the inverse ratio. Note the size of the HAND presenting it with thumb on bottom middle and as many fingers that can reach the middle top of the specimen with less top grip demonstrating a Superior Sammich. Small enough hands can make a knot LOOK like A Double Guap-a-Lucci WithOUT Cheese.

But Because CABLE GUY WRESTLE BREAST MILK (Cheese All Bread, Lucci Effect Guaps Undeniably. Yes, When Racks Equal Stacks, Then Lucci Equates Bread; Racks Equal All Stacks, Money Is Lucci Kid), theoretical examples are known to exist in the minds of SCRUBS (Shitty Crooks Running Ultra Bull Shit)...

Money fanned up the arm is not a Double Guap-a-Lucci With Cheese and is considered to be a Light Brunch.
Nobody wants to Host that.
Especially true if a legitimate specimen is desired.
Y: Do you know what A Double Guap-a-Lucci With Cheese is?
M: What?
Y: I didn't even know it existed until yesterday.
M: Werd?
Y:Jep. This guy flexed one out of his Fanny Pack worn diagonally across his torso.
M:Nice! Gots them broccoli do he?
Y:NO! His Black make China White.
M:*Turns on "Let's Plan A Robbery" by Three 6 Mafia and Queues "Robbery" by SouthSide Players .
Lucho is a very kind person who has a big heart. But never take his kindness for weakness. He is very loyal to family and friends. But don't ever do him wrong or it will be your last mistake.
as a name for boys has the meaning "famous warrior". Lucho is an alternate spelling of Louis (French, Old German). STARTS WITH Lu- ASSOCIATED WITH famous, warrior.
Lucho by Bigwheel1972 February 27, 2020
Lucio is super nice caring and kind never let him go or if your in a relationship never let him go he may be shy but once you get to know him hes wierd and funny Lucio is a great and cute person
Lucio is suoer nice,wierd,and funny
Lucio by Random_girl2632 November 10, 2017