An emassive black dildo, quite veiny, which is reccommended to use with a large supplement of anal ease. Water-based lubricants are reccommended.

Computer Slang. From the Jargon file:

Sometimes uttered in response to egregious misbehavior, esp. in software, and esp. of misbehaviors which seem unfairly persistent (as though designed in by the imp of the perverse). Often theatrically elaborated: "Aiighhh! Fuck me with a piledriver and 16 feet of curare-tipped wrought-iron fence *and no lubricants*!" The phrase is sometimes heard abbreviated `FMH' in polite company.

British: ref to gay/anal sex without use of lubricants. More commonly used to mean being got the better of in an extreme sense.
Alternatively to mean a desire to have sex with someone you don't actually like.

among male masturbation enthusiasts, considered to be one of the finest lubricants available. A colloidal suspension of mineral oil and petroleum jelly, it's a bit greasy, but so worth it. Lasts for a while without a recharge. Comes in a handy tub, perfect for passing around at the circle jerk. Find it with the makeup removers and crank away.

A brand of synthetic automotive lubricants.

An adjective that describes homosexual men, ass-pirates, queers, Barrett, Wolfy, or any man going by this name. Putting the pickle (also see: cock) in any body orphus, especially the mouth or anus cavity. Lubricants such as warming jelly, super-wet, or saliva will do. The smuggling may occur while another man in unconscience or sleeping.

Wet substance remaining in the anus. Can be caused by lubricants, semen and even crap from a poopdick.